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melanieau

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Everything posted by melanieau

  1. :worried:
  2. mmmm...his hands....uh sorry dinner right... corn on the cob, sweet potatoes, tuna salad sandwich, ice cold Stella sq
  3. why are you doubtful this evening??
  4. Come in and join me...the water is fine:cool:
  5. oh dear, favorite part....hmmmm...honestly...those blue eyes sq
  6. no doubt..its probably why I like him so much! Will look=:sneaky:
  7. melanieau posted a topic in The Lounge
    Calling all pervs..... There has been a massive amount of demand for this thread. Come out of your dark hiding places and declare your perviness for all to see. Don't be shy. We won't bite. Hard:sneaky: All are welcome to join! Even if you don't feel pervy we can help you hone your perviness. Here is the definition of our PERV UNIT as originally defined by the lovely Cobalt: PERV UNIT (pronunciation: perv yew-nert) (noun) A group of Coldplayers (mainly females) that pride in their pervy thoughts, 99% of the time the thoughts focused on members of the Coldplay band (Chris Martin, Jon Buckland, Guy Berryman and Will Champion). They are often seen in these threads: Perv Unit Coldplay photomontages Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman.. The Buckland Religion~Official Thread Our perv anthem, by the pervalicious Indya, goes as follows: Pervalicious definition make them girls go loco They(coldplay) want our treasure so they get their pleasures from our photo. They could see us, They cansqueeze us. We ain't easy, We ain't sleazy. We've got reasons why we tease 'em. Coldplay came and went like seasons. Pervalicious (so delicious) Guy's body's stayin vicious He be up in the gym just workin on his fitness, we're his witness. ooo wee He puts us girls on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what he got. We're so delicious. And...if you dare...pervy pic masterpiece by Thalia... **The Perv Unit is not responsible for any health related conditions that may occur as a result of viewing this thread. Thank you.**
  8. Yep red clay and kudzu...Georgia and Alabama for sure I live in Florida sq
  9. the title of this thread made me think of Skittles...hee hee:laugh3:
  10. yes, you wouldn't believe how many people have NO IDEA what kudzu is:laugh3::laugh3: Where should I put this perv unit thread in question?
  11. melanieau replied to twistedlogic99's topic in New Members
    Hi there!:)
  12. look what you've done to my dear friend Thalia! For shame!:sneaky:
  13. I am sensing we might need a PERV UNIT thread....hmmmmm.... sorry off topic... yes, have a pet...big orange cat named Kudzu SQ
  14. I didn't NOT like it:P
  15. yes and all pervs are welcome to join in the pervy fun..... SQ
  16. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:that smilie is cracking me up!!!
  17. Hell yeah I posted it...:cool:
  18. you called me mel...hee hee......:kiss:
  19. oh lord...that drooling smilie...that tongue.....RAWR... :wink3::wink3::wink3:
  20. Enjoy...my pervy friends.....listen especially at 4:25 and on... thanks to Thalia for ripping it for me!:kiss: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44453
  21. you smart ass!:sneaky: pervs...everywhere you turn...
  22. ok, so just how pathetic is it that after just one Stella I'm totally buzzed.....:laugh3:
  23. oh there will definitely be a code perv, no doubt and i'll try to have fun....and if i have too much fun i hope there are pictures so i know exactly how much fun i really had:sneaky: edit: have a good dinner!

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