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youre strange :P happy?

shes looking at me semi nekkid on a web cam now...im crawled up snug in bed :P

She is Cheesecake, cos i was thinking of something cute in german...and i thought 1st of käsekuche, and that's german for cheesecake :)

he has a nice big double bed

muh?? :huh:

rofl...she wants to "do" a british guy rofl

Why do you need a british guy? :)

ah well we need to cull off a few million ppl on this planet, its getting over crowded, what better way than a big meteor...nature at it's best... :lol: (Don't take offense at this, it's a semi joke) Basically, if it happens, it happens, nothing we can do, unless Bruce Willis is free again.....

I have to shave everyday with Jessy :( Cos a little stubble irritates her skin...fair enough i suppose, but my stubble is like Desperate Dan's in the Dandy, can light matches off of it when its a few days old...so it is coarse :D

If you don't know or work them out beforehand...then the following have good endings imho 6th Sense The Others Minority Report Along came a Spider

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

boxers

i was talking to twin4life :) she needs to know her grandparents maiden names to switch off net nanny

if you need to find out your grandparents maiden names without looking suspicious. Say you are doing a family tree project for school :)

yay :)

Simon ever the cynic :P

bah Southampton 1-0 Man Utd :P While Beckham scores on his league debut for Real Madrid after 3 minutes...mwhahaha Now stop talking about Man Utd on my thread...Liverpool talk only...like Everton 0-3 Liverpool :D, Walk on!

Start menu > Settings > Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs > uninstall net nanny? :D

its monty python and the holy grail...we had 2 threads 1. What is your name? 2. What is your quest? the third question was 3. What is the flight weight ratio of a sparrow? African or European? I, I don't know! *dude is catapulted off the ravine*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek :o

OMG I HATE CLOWNS They freak me out, theres is something seriously untrustworthy about anything that smiles ALL the time..... DIE CLOWNS DIE, evil sons of bitches.

Jewel has my jumper :)

her mum speaks a little, but her dad doesn't as far as i know... should be interesting...but he likes football (soccer) and that is the universal language...sit down together infront of a bundesliga game, and all barriers will fall, as I reminisce about 1966 and a 4-2 win, and a 5-1 win in 2001...and he can laugh about the win Germany had in 1996 :)

awwww *huggles* Thanks for the good wishes with jewel's parents :/ I gotta hope i understand them and they understand me.... Ich moechte broet und kaese bitte :)

jeans, t-shirt, socks, boxers :)