KissesBirds

Hmm, maybe I will change my avatar?:confused: I'll be right back, heeheeeeeee! .

That is referring to the budgies in my avatar. Not Jonny's bird. I only wish I had that.:sneaky: Well, his height hasn't changed now has it?:P But you quoted me before I was finished editing, you Speedy Gonzales. There is more! .

Looky what I found during extensive Jonny research: (OK, I found it in the Guy thread) Jonathan Mark Buckland Age: 24 Height: 6ft 2ins Weight: 12.5 stone According to this, he is not 6'3". Important: This info also means I can pick him up and carry him away! :sneaky: .

Heehee, I like your thinking! "I will tell no one I ----ed Jonny's ----" Sign here: Lori :sneaky: .

I like you Jess; you're always thinking! OK, let's see.......I'm thinking a little of all of the above. What do you think? Also, maybe he's not attracted to the one who is offering? I haven't offered! I just think he would probably say no. Because if he didn't, he probably would end up on one of those groupie boards. Which he hasn't. Unless the girl was nice enough not to tell. .

Me too! And what a picture! Good job Thalia!!:D .

If you've never seen this, then you need to check it out. Lots of young Jonny! :blush: And after that one, you can follow the links that pop up to parts 2 and 3. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy2xLlqeSV4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy2xLlqeSV4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

What must it be like for a guy to have tons of women who would love nothing better than to su-- his c---- but say no to all of them? ~Sigh~ I guess I better take this to the perv unit. :whip: whipping no one in particular ~sigh~ .

I can handle it.:sneaky: Or maybe so he doesn't have to go to his wedding and remove the hat. I'd never make him take it off. He can leave the hat on and remove something else.:sneaky:

Yeah I was gonna say! That is more than just his regular bulge. That is shwiiiing!!!!!! edit: and it's pointing straight at Chris! :heart: .

K, this is all i could find on that groupie webpage: This is from Alisa Christensen & Kathleen Wirt - we just want to let you know how funny we find your site. GREAT idea & so necessary - we think you should consider expanding your sludge to other music genres. Not all of them, mind you - don't care about Country - but there are some very interesting brothers out there; The chicks in the hip hop community would embrace this type of forum. So would the girls who listen to KROQ. Surely the boys in Incubus, Coldplay & Linkin Park are screwing somebody. Our boys are clean! :laugh3:

Really good interview! Thanks so much Chavi! PS- now my mom is doing laundry and singing speed of sound.:laugh3: .

You go Angie!:laugh3: I will be happy to be ref for this sex match, and will provide filming services at no charge.:sneaky: Once he passes out after you've had your way with him, I get to be his pillow! .

Yes, I can vouch for this! Bash was like "How do you know who I am?!?!" when I got your drumstick! When I told him "I saw you in New York" ( because im not sure Angie told me would make sense) he smiled and tossed me the drumstick!:D :D:wink3::sneaky::D I intend to make physical contact, and you already know we will! Keep believing it! Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! :kiss: .

Shit, ok thanks. At least you tried. I was reading his astrological profile or whatever the hell it was, and it said b/c of Virgo's duality, he may have 2 marriages or a marriage plus an affair. There is still hope:sneaky: But seriously, I would totally be a platonic pillow if he'd let me. I have extremely strong will power.:) For real! .

Haha! That scene was great!:laugh3: And that's the first thing I thought of when you said that prayer! .

So go get him! To the Bakery! What are you waiting for?:thinking: .

Hey watch who yer callin stoopid beyotch! :P That is not what I was referring to. I have the pic of you grabbing his ass. I meant if they say a girl has to make the first move, how do they know that? They made a move. So what was the move and its result? How could they leave you hanging like that? Or was "Would have to make the first move" more in a hypothetical sense? .

You don't understand. I have imprinted! I only want one person in the entire universe! Not even Guy! All I can see is Jonny, literally. I am 100% loyal already. :laugh3: Besides, one of you Berrygirls should go for Guy, not me.:sneaky: .

Woah, and did any girl make a move? or get some??? What you said implies someone had some level of success! Details!!! .

No, the groupies post on there about their endeavors/conquests and advice for other groupies. Bands don't post.:P .

I'm a believer! Maybe I should ask Guy if I have any chance with J? I wonder how he will phrase his answer? .

They even have a penis page! But that site is the only one i know of. I never searched it for Coldplay.:P .