Everything posted by Jayzo
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The Perv Unit
:curtain: Thats not me lurking. I just like curtains!! :nice:
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AUSTRALIAN TOUR ANNOUNCED (unofficially)
Yeah no need to be 18.
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The Perv Unit
I'd love some ice cream Emma :sneaky: bring it on!! Sorry other Emma, you are left out of the secret :cry:.
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AUSTRALIAN TOUR ANNOUNCED (unofficially)
Hmm things are looking good!! :dance: And just FYI to whoever posted the thread, its kind of misleading because the Australian tour hasn't actually been announced yet ;).
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The Perv Unit
No it wouldn't but only, if I could stroke your sides with my warm hands :wink3:.
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Woman divorces her husband after catching him having a 'virtual affair'!!
This is really bad of me, but I thought this was the dude :\ :embarassed:.
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The Perv Unit
The Emma's, man, they are so damn influential its crazy! :P Especially on you :laugh4:, they say jump and you don't say how high, you get a trampoline!
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The Perv Unit
You Joe are the perviest of them all :P! Oh no that sucks Emma. Need a kiss and hug to make it better :kiss: *hugs*.
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The Perv Unit
Why hello there. What are you up to :wink3:.
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The Perv Unit
:curtain: Hello pervs and pervettes.
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The Perv Unit
Well I am just heading out the door myself! Emma by herself :( I'll be back in a coupla hours though! :D
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The Perv Unit
I'm alright Joe, how are you?! :nice: And Emma, I forgot to give you something: :kiss:
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The Perv Unit
Hey Emma1! How are you today. You have me for about half an hour until I have to leave for another hour or so!! :( But then I'll be back for good :sneaky:. EDIT: Hey joe as well :)
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The Perv Unit
:curtain: Anyone around?
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The Perv Unit
Yes but you weren't what I ordered on the menu Emma2! :P I still haven't got that massage yet *sad pout* :(.
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The Perv Unit
Dessert would be better if I could eat it off you though :sneaky:. Yes, you can have her by all means :P.
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The Perv Unit
Emma1 is you Colbs, coz 1 comes before 2 ;) :kiss:.
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The Perv Unit
Its ok Emma1, we don't need them ;) :shy:. Dinner?! Maybe go straight to dessert! And a pic, hmm depends, I have two different coloured eyes, you might get lost in them :blush:.
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The Perv Unit
Don't fight over me girls!! Well you can just let me get involved first :wink:. And Emma2 can't win by default, coz I needed a massage from her and she never gave me one :bigcry: thats not very good making it up to me!!! :( :cry: Emma1 can step into the ranks. If she wants to that is :wink3:.
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The Perv Unit
Hmm I dunno, Emma1 (Colbs) is in the lead at the moment, and she knows why ;) :kiss:. Although number 2 you are crawling back in with a chance after that last part :wink3:.
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The Perv Unit
Ummm, I mean both of you?! :dizzy2:!! I know who I secretly mean though :sneaky:! Hi Emma ;) :kiss: :kiss:
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The Perv Unit
Oh my! You started without me!! :( And you stole my Emma-goodness :angry: :P.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELSEA!!!
Many happy returns!! :)
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Coldplay Lyrics As Tatto?
Runners until the race is run.