Josh42

Hey niggies.

About 90 degrees Fahrenheit here... sunny, but with scattered clouds which look pretty.

Brb my sister is forcing me to drive her and her friends to the mall.

She's serbian you goofball.

Don't.

You have no idea how much I have to google things for people on here.

Beside the point.

That was nice, but it would have been better if he sprayed the ice in the goalie's face lol.

I don't give a flying fuck what's "in" or "out". The most important thing should be that it's comfortable. Aside from that, just a hat that looks nice. Guys don't give a tit if Paris Hilton is wearing it or not.

"Rien n'arrete nos esprits."

Omg I was so hyped when he scored that. The celebration was awesome lol.

I can understand using something to cover up a scar...

What the fuck is it Halloween already?

No, not until you pointed it out!

I don't care what anyone says. You can argue that he's not the BEST player in hockey, but in terms of overall excitement, he is head and shoulders above everyone else. He gets excited about every goal as if he's 8 years old. He hits like a truck for a little guy/scorer. The fans absolutely love him.

If we're going to post hockey videos, I think it's obligatory that we post one of the greatest goals of all time from THE GREATEST player of all time. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, Mr. Alexander Ovechkin. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbmI6-YSnQ]YouTube - Ovechkin's incredible goal[/ame]

ROFL

Omg I fucking hate Fall Out Boy.

I use a TON of parmesan. When I eat at this all you can eat pizza buffet, I use an entire bottle and I have to get a new one from another table, true story.

Just cheese, I always put the Parmesan on myself, and sometimes a little oregano.

Ok enough with the history metaphors, Ivet might get confused.

Buy me one and mail it Alina.

I fucking do.

You are the fucking Enola Gay of truth.

I'ma get my mom to buy me a fucking pizza tonight.