Josh42

Oh the nights like a whirlwind, Somebody's girlfriend's talkin' to me but its alright, She's sayin that hes not gonna slap me or try to attack me, Hes not the jealous type!

...you know it...

STFU YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS SHE'S GETS TO LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME

No I mean I can send it online on MSN or something lol. No, I'm waiting until I'm a college stud to invite her over, me and Jay have already planned this out. She's like in her late 20's and wouldn't do me yet.

I'm writing a big ass rant on facebook about public education.

Don't forget to wear your chastity belt!!!!

Yea another ace song. I was offered tickets to see the Fray for my birthday but I declined.

I want to ride with you in your BMW, you can sail with me in my yellow submarine!

I never listen to viva la vida, except live.

Johnny Drama! If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.

They're ok. Only a few good songs. That one song "That's Not My Name" is so fucking overplayed it's annoying.

I guess... :shrug:

U2 FTW, and I absolutely love how Coldplay took a dumb song and made it amazing. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKHEhPyyAlo]YouTube - muse-wat happens wen they're drunk[/ame] Better version. It's called One lol.

I feel so bad right now. My uncle, aunt, and cousin just showed up at my house to bring me my birthday present, and I didn't realize it was them, so I didn't answer the door (I don't like talking to my neighbors, unless it's the hot Brazilian girl across the street). Dee, I can send it to you if you want.

This video lacks the epic entrance they made.

If you go to his house with the intention of getting drunk, it's going to happen.

How cute!

You don't eat lunch? What species are you?

@crests Yep

I know, I know.

Happy birthday my niggy.

This is a serious text conversation I'm in the middle of: her: josh! me: hi her: hey bud me: who are you her: what! heather! me: heather who her: :( heather your biffle! me: I dont know a heather your biffle her: shut up i hate you! me: cool story bro her: wtf me: i dont know you! her: what? yes you do....i came here to make you dance tonight me: are you drunk? Moral of the story: It's inevitable... talk to a woman long enough and you'll come to the conclusion that she's one of two things: drunk or retarded.

You're going to grow inevitably...guys don't want an 80 pound girl.

Women are never satisfied.

I think if my parents ever viewed my webhistory, the number 1 place I'd be most embarrassed to visit is this thread. Of all the bad things I view on the internet, being accused of being being gay would be the worst.