LAYER ONE: The Basics...
-- Full Name: Joshua David Jarvis
-- Birtdate: July 9th, 1992
-- Birthplace: Richmond, VA, USA
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Hair Style:I just cut it so it's shorter now.
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Build: Athletic
-- Complexion: I don't know...normal white person I guess...
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
-- Your heritage: Mostly English, my grandmother is from Germany but other than that it's mostly from England and France.
-- Your weakness: Hot women.
-- Your fears: Snakes.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: I want to be worth at least $10 million, anything less would be disappointing.
LAYER THREE: Random Stuff
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: rofl
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I don't think for a good hour or so of being awake.
-- Your best physical feature: I have nice teeth, and girls always say my eyelashes are cute.
-- Your bedtime: School year around 1-2am, summer time between 4 and 6.
-- Your most missed memory: I don't know...
LAYER FOUR: Favorites
-- Movie: Slumdog Millionaire, Across the Universe, Gran Torino, The Fall, many more.
-- Sport: Depends on the season. In the fall I get really into football. Winter is hockey time. Spring/summer is soccer.
-- Outdoor Activity: Soccer.
-- Music: Coldplay, The Killers, Arctic Monkeys, U2, Oasis, Muse, Radiohead.
-- TV Show: Skins, The Inbetweeners, Lost, Entourage.
-- Soda: Diet Coke.
-- Non-soda drink: Propel. I drink it religiously.
-- Favorite Fast Food Place: Arby's.
-- Pants: Khaki shorts.
-- Shoes: Adidas. I'm not a fucking Chris Martin wannabe but I wear the same pair of shoes Chris wore on the twisted logic tour.
-- Hat: Uhhh don't wear many hats, in the winter I wear an orange VT thug cap though.
-- Board Game: Chess.
-- Tea: Ew.
-- Favorite Fruit Flavor: Watermelon.
-- Favorite Non-Fruit Flavor: CHIKKINS
-- Smell: A really good looking woman's perfume. There's something about the link between a girl and her perfume...just the raw primal instinct I feel from the smell.
-- Favorite Food: CHIKKINS
-- Favorite Soup: Ew
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Ew
-- How you usually order a pizza: Cheese
LAYER FIVE: Dislikes, Most Hated...
-- Movie: I didn't really like Benjamin button. Not enough hot women.
-- Music: Hip-hop, rap, anything that people listen to just because other people listen to it.
-- TV Show: Pretty much everything except Skins, The Inbetweeners, Lost, and Entourage.
-- Food: All kinds of shit.
-- Drink: Diet Coke
LAYER SIX: Do You...
-- Smoke: noo
-- Cuss: too much
-- Sing: in the shower
-- Take a shower everyday: Usually twice.
-- Take long showers or short showers: Long unless it's winter and there's no damn hot water.
-- like sushi?: no
-- Do you believe in love?: Makes the world go round.
-- Want to go to college: Yes.
-- Believe in yourself: Too much. I spend a hell of a lot of time introspecting and it's led me to that.
-- Get motion sickness: Not really.
-- Think you're attractive: Ya
-- Think you're a health freak: Sort of but not really.
-- Get along with your parents: My mom always, my dad only sometimes.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yea.
-- Play an instrument: Piano, Keyboard, Trumpet. (well, I haven't played the trumpet in years...)
LAYER SEVEN: Have You Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Game? uhhh
-- If so, was it mixed company: uhhh
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No not really
-- Been caught "doing something": Almost.
-- Been called a "tease": Lol can guys be teases?
-- Gone skinny dipping: Nope
-- Gotten beaten up: No, for the most part I'm a conflict-avoiding person. I easily forgive and forget.
-- Been on TV, or in a magazine?: Nope.
-- Shoplifted: Nooo
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Hell no.
-- Eaten an entire box of oreos: no.
LAYER EIGHT: When was the last time you...
-- Drank alcohol: Idk like a week ago probably.
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had Sex: No
-- Made Out: hmm...
-- Gone on a date: uhh a while ago
-- Gone to the mall?: like two weeks ago
-- Eaten sushi: never
-- Been on stage: I don't know.
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER NINE: The Future
-- Do You want to get married?: Absolutely.
-- Age you hope to be married?: before 30, maybe around 25 I guess?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Depends who I marry.
-- Describe your dream wedding: Private, not many people.
-- Describe your dream honeymoon: Europe.
-- How do you want to die: I don't know...
-- Where you want to go to college: UPenn if I get in lol.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Business Entrepreneur.
-- What country would you most like to visit: England. Maybe Italy because they have great women.
LAYER TEN: What you look for in a guy/girl...
-- Favorite part of body: The face. Thats what its all about.
-- Favorite eye color: green, maybe blue
-- Favorite hair color: Brown.
-- Short or long hair: Longish
-- Height Preference: Shorter than me
-- Build Preference: thin, athletic
-- Does skin tone matter?: I like tan girls better...
-- Favorite Style: Normal, nothing weird.
-- Favorite smell: Uhhh like she's showered recently?
-- Best first date location: wherever
-- Best first kiss location: a bed
LAYER ELEVEN: Statistics
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: never taken any.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I guess just my mom and dad lol.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Not many, I have hundreds of albums on my computer though.
-- Number of piercings: zero
-- Number of tattoos: zero
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I don't know. For like races and stuff a few times.
-- Number of scars on my body: None.
-- Number of birthmarks: Like 1.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: NOTHING
-- How would you rate your looks: 11...out of 5
-- How would you rate your personality: Depends on my mood.
-- How would you rate your sex drive: Way too high...
-- How long did it take you to fill this out: like 30 damn minutes