MrsSeverusSnape

Rita Redshoes? :lol: I used to dream a lot with David Fonseca!

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Yes i was. And i spent the whole night dreaming... I dreamt Mariza (the portuguese Fado singer) took me to see the Ice Age 3 -.-'

^ Dani, explain pleeease

Seriously, i spent the whole day thinking about it! Well i do know i kinda sleep walk, but my whole bed was upside down, i mean, the sheets, even my pillow, all very well arranged!

O que é que o Batman faz para entrar na Bat-Caverna? Bat-Palmas. :lol:

Bart (in Principal Skinner's office): I wanna talk to Homer Sexual, please. Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! Homer says "Don't look at me!" Oh, no... You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, young man?"

Desculpa, tava linda! :lol:

What's the name of Bob The Builder when he's unemployed? Bob.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh3:

today i woke up upside down on the bed, WTF? :uhoh:

Do you know the elevator joke? I don't, i took the stairs.

I remember that! :lol: She sent him a pic of her near a monument (i dont remember which one) but it was a miniature one!

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i am :lol:

sometimes can you make it on your own?

no like a stone - audioslave

yes lighthouse family

depends on the type tnp owns a broken heart

ain't no sunshine when she's gone...

How do you know you're Portuguese? Look at your ID.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Damn!" How do you keep someone in suspense? Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!

I swear i'm not obsessed, Nick :rolleyes:

I have the best username EVA!

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