MrsSeverusSnape

:stunned: i had to post that italians joke, i'm so into italy :rolleyes:

That was brill :lol:

So, what's the next step?

U see, you're not bad people, i just have this old fashioned idea that brazilian is a lazy way to speak portuguese...dont mean to offend you anyway :embarassed:

You're hard to impress David! :rolleyes:

Well, my name's Daniela and i'm in too :thinking: P.S. What's the name of the song in the video?

^ :lol: I would be in but i dont have time, cuz like...i work and stuff. :P

Check out the url i put on the 1st post! :D I'm trying to make an ambigram with COLDPLAY but it's hard :(

Oh and btw, i heart Bernini :P

Thanks! :D My list of favs: 1. A&D 2. TDVC 3. The Digital Fortress (I had such a great time reading this one cuz the assassin was portuguese :lol:) 4. Deception Point Aaaaaand i'm so looking forward to The Solomon Key :dance: Aww i loved the fact that Mickey Mouse is a hero in A&D :lol:

Oh and i think Tom Hanks isn't good for the role of Robert Langdon, c'mon, the guy seems to be hot by what Dan Brown describes!

no eric mabius (ugly betty)

nah, thanks :lol: we never change, do we?

no in bloom

I've read all Dan's books, and of course i liked DVC, but imo it doesn't compare to A&D, i cant explain why, but the whole story is much more...i dunno, entertaining, and i learnt A LOT with the book. Indeed there is one thing that pisses me off, people still saying that Illuminati is a satanic group, when that isnt true at all. I studied the Illuminati last year at Arts and the 1st members were only men of science! Galileu was a good man that only wanted to show that science can show you evidences of lots of things, and the Church killed him for saying that truth! P.S. i can't make spoilers :(

yes roger federer

yes roger federer

no don't you shiver? :P

yes about a girl - nirvana

SOOOOOOOOOOO...i am a HUGE Dan Brown's fan, and this is without a doubt my favorite book ever, everything about it is perfect, and it's all passed in my favorite city of the entire world, Roma! :cool: Anyway, i heard the movie will be out in 2009, is it true? Are there any other fans here? What do u think about the book? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808151/ Some images about the book: These are called ambigrams, u can read it upside down:) And if you want to learn more about ambigrams check out the site of the guy who made the ones for the book http://www.johnlangdon.net/angelsanddemons.html

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i actually do tnp likes any boyband

You Know You're Portuguese When.... Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name. You have a rooster napkin holder. Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, José, António, or João. You have crocheted doilies on your kitchen counters, dining room, living room, bedroom--on all your tables. You decorate your walls with plates. Your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints and Jesus as your church itself. You're 25 and still living with your parents. (Extra points if you're married and living with your spouse in your parent's house) You warn other drivers of police on the highway by flashing your lights, even though one of the drivers might have just robbed a bank. You baptize your child and send him to catechism even though you might never go to church except for weddings and funerals. You think all university graduates should be called "Doutor" and like to be called so if you are one of the chosen few who have managed to finish college. You park on the sidewalk when necessary, even asking the person standing there to please move away. You have a mobile phone and spend a small fortune on it, but think twice about going to the dentist. You have a mother or grandmother who wears black. You spend your holidays in Spain instead of in Portugal because it is cheaper. If you are a woman, you have been to see a "curandeiro" (healer) or have had your fortune told. You insist you wouldn't be caught dead buying Spanish olive oil even though most of the olive oil consumed in Portugal comes from Spain. You laugh at jokes about the Alentejanos but get angry to know that the same jokes are told in Brazil about the Portuguese. You think that you can catch a cold with a draft or by sitting in the spring sun. Cold drinks are also thought to bring on the dreadful "gripe". And don't let anyone have a shower after eating as something terrible could happen to them. You get a letter from your doctor saying you can't work because of an "unspecified, ongoing medical condition" and then go on a two-week holiday. Your child's teacher misses two weeks (because of a letter from his or her doctor) and you don't complain because you also will use the same doctor when you have to miss two weeks from your work. If you are from Porto you don't like people from Lisbon and call them Moors. The reverse is also true but they don't call you a nice word like "Moor". You think Brazilians speak incorrect Portuguese and will not read a book written in Brazilian Portuguese. The last major military victory you can remember your country having was the Battle of Aljubarrota in 1385. You say that the Portuguese, unlike the Spanish, are good at learning foreign languages. Your parents own like 9 houses in Portugal but complain about the lack of money in the States. Going to Portugal involves buying gifts for all 500 members of your family You go crazy for the World Cup You refer to Portugal as "O Continente" You've walked in "as paradas" longer than you can remember You have grape vines in your backyard You earned over $10,000 for your first communion. To hell with the Turkey and Roast Beef! X-mas dinner was bacalhau au braz, baby! A barbeque does not consist of burgers on the grill... Hello! Can you say sardinhas? You've had your license for a month, but your $20,000 car has been "hooked up" for a year. I'm talking rims, tints, a system... A wooden spoon equals discipline, or if you ever had to duck so you wouldn't get hit with flying shoes. Your parents anticipate that you'll marry your first long-term boyfriend/girlfriend. When you hear the word "Sagres" you think Beer, not historical marine school. Nothing beats a buttered papo-seco. Your 15 year old brother is allowed to have two girls sleep over, but your 19 year old sister can't go out past 7pm. You think that 2am is too early to go to bed and that 11am is to early to get out of bed. Your grandmother tells you look sick because you are too thin. Your parents make you eat 3 servings of dinner at each sitting otherwise they think you don't like the cooking.

You are so nice today :nice: :kiss:

Once upon a time, there were 3 Italian pigs. Giancarlo, the owner of a straw house, Antonio, the owner of a stick house, and Guido, the owner of a brick house. One day this nasty old wolf came up to Giancarlo's house and said, "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." And he did! So Giancarlo went running over to Antonio's house and said "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So Antonio let Giancarlo in. Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down!" And he did! Antonio and Giancarlo went running over to Guido's house and said "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!" So Guido let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, Giancarlo and Antonio were scared! But Guido picked up the phone and called a friend. All of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedoras. These huge pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and beat the living stuffing out of him. Then, one of them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's mouth. They left the wolf for dead, got back into their limo, and drove off.