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Because Coldplay doesn't have any obvious or major flaws, but they're really popular and need to be made fun of, so they get made fun of in incredibly stupid ways. I mean, "gay" isn't even an insult, it's just an inaccurate description. :P Also, somewhat more of their fans are female, and most (straight) people have this weird idea that gay men are feminine. It's really dumb and annoying, but not worth worrying about.

Clocks Politik Not too hard...

Berryman Street, for the nonbelievers. :D "Blue pill"? Have you watched The Matrix recently? :P

Death and all his cronies? :lol: Death and all his incredibly pointless time-wasting forum games that I'm playing anyway for no apparent reason? :P

Stars. The moon is so boring by comparison. :P Supernova OR Gamma-Ray Burster :D

Ice

According to them: "Snapegasm is a hodgepodge mix of the wizard world's most badass mofo's, dedicated to bringing yo muggle ass the freshest wizhop availible." :lol: That one seems almost like a weird joke, and nothing else. Their only song is some kind of rap thing called "Dead dead dead diggity." :thinking: And I really don't want to know what inspired the name. :P

Actually, no. :P Also, today I saw a license plate with "GUY" in it, and a street called "Berryman." :lol: Not in the same place, though.

:confused: Well, just don't burn down any buildings over it. :P

For a while I thought that lyric was "Shouldn't I pull off my head." Needless to say, I was pretty relieved/embarassed when I found out what it really was. :laugh3:

Spies The Scientist Looks like we still need 14 more, if we're going to 25.

Well, it wasn't really an excuse because, like I said, I didn't think the show was too short at all; and there was no encore at the one I went to. But given all the untrue statements and hyperbole in this post, it's pretty obvious that you're beyond convincing. For an even more insulting-but-accurate response, go here.

There are enough bizarre Wrock band names without you making up new ones. :P

Man, you guys are hard to please. I went to one of their concerts a while ago, and it didn't seem too short at all...a few more songs might have been nice, but it didn't seem like a rip-off or anything. Also, these concerts are pretty close together, and they've been cramming other shows (like the Tonight Show one) in between concerts. It's surprising they aren't exhausted as it is; 2+ hours for every concert might be a bit much. Though I really need to learn to stop reading when everyone starts digging out U2/Radiohead comparisons; it usually means no one's saying anything new or meaningful. :dozey:

:lol: One of those band's sites had a picture of a stop sign with letter-stickers on so it said "Voldemort Can't Stop The Rock." I wish I could remember where it was, it was hilarious. :P

Yeah...Harry and the Potters never seemed that great to me. I think they just get more attention because they were the first "Wrock" band. These guys are indeed great, though...especially now that they have some more acoustic stuff. :D

I don't think he meant Coldplay is background music; I think he just meant that, even after all the new and interesting stuff they've done recently, a lot of people still consider Coldplay background music. That's certainly true, and kind of sad. Once someone assumes Coldplay is background music, they'll never notice how good it is. "shit...shit...shit...fuck," 4 sentences. :dozey:

:dozey: When have they ever done that? This is Coldplay, remember. I would ask why the heck he's talking about VLV here and not Violet Hill ("Priests clutched onto bibles, hollowed out to fit their rifles"), but actually it seems likely that VLV is the only Coldplay song he's ever heard.

Amsterdam Lost Not sure about the first one though...this is gonna be close.

Politik Twisted Logic (Not that it matters at this point, but oh well...)

Self-referential jokes are the best. :P And this post is completely not an excuse to bump the thread. :D

Clocks God Put A Smile Upon Your Face Surprisingly easy...

Do you really need separate options for "Yes!" and "I still do!!"? :P Edit: Oh wait, I read it wrong. I guess you do. :embarassed: I don't really watch Nick much anymore, though this is 100% awesome. :D

Well, I'm usually a terrible writer, but apparently I did OK. :P You'll do fine, as long as it's wacky. :D

:dance: That's pretty much the idea. :P Anyone else want to do one? This thread's too hilarious to die again! :lol: