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What, there's a difference now??

Oh dear lord they're everywhere!! My customers and my staff!! Noooooooooo:laugh3:

"Jamie, do you take Jamie to be you're lawfully wedded wife, in weirdness and the Perv Unit, til death do you part?" *Wakes up - it was only a nightmare!! Then sees he's sleeping next to another man. SHIT!!*:shocked2::laugh3:

Dude there's no way anyone anywhere ever could get drunk on cheesestrings... if you read the ingredients its like: .05% Cheese Substitute Everything else% Recycled Coldplay X&Y-era clothes :D

Dude, amongst transgender chick-men and fat balding dudes you're so gonna stand out!!

That doesn't BEGIN to describe it:dozey: EDIT: JD I am SO not getting your scraps! Me first!!

This is a pub. There will be MANY MANY convos going on at the same time. Naturally, tho, ours is the BEST:smug::P

Think of me as Al Murray - cept less weight, younger and more hair lol

And also every rockstar - I expect Chris to be in here any day now:lol:

*DROOLS*

Typical bar food dude - ham, cheese and crisp sandwhiches lol And yes, on our application forms for the barmaids it reads: 1)Male 2)Female 3)Undefined Happy days! Why do you think Ronaldo always comes here for kicks??!:D

Lol and both male pervs are called Jamie - its all in the name ladies lol @ Chavi - Hmm, NOW this thread is goin somewhere :lol:

No no, I'm going to the gig on the 19th as well - my siggy advertises this fact lol cos I was so excited! Still can't believe I got tickets yesterday...feels so unreal - but still good!!

I believe the barmaid was once a dude - just pub gossip :D

Dude - its like 4:47pm GMT - of course we can't lol

I like where this is going...........:wink3::laugh3:

@Twisted mind - I reckon that's a fairly accurate description!! @Chavi - I was brought in against my will - but there are other male pervs.....right?

Maybe (though you didn't realise it) you were actually interviewing for her job and she was pissed:lol:!! Good luck with it all the same!

The face of my nightmares tonight:P:lol:

He's drunk on cheese;)

Yeah, I really liked that movie. Got me listening to The Shins and all! Plus, who doesn't love Natalie Portman, eh?!:wink3:

Lovers In Japan/Reign Of Love are shown thusly on the back of the CD whereas Chine Sleep Chant is "hidden" as is "The Escapist" - though I think "The Escapist" is in fact also shown on the back of the CD as "Death And All His Friends/The Escapist" so I don't get that one. Anyway great review, can't - freakin - wait. Oh and Strawberry Swing, like he said, sounds perfect for driving round lovely country roads on a sunny morning. Beautiful. Never have CP done an album with so much to offer. Round of applause!

Dude - yes, yes it will be mad here lol C'mon June 12th....

Dude, I shall join you in solidarity. My money's on it being the album version of Violet Hill:P

Dude! Your JD avatar?????? Aw man!