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JPB

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  1. How about PCD dressed up like Foo Fighters? Any chance?;) (Which to them would be...drag? Oh well, won't be able to tell the difference anyway. *Rotten vegetables hurled at me*) I KID! They're hot. (PCD not CP)
  2. I would lose respect for CP if they played in man-size nappies. Otherwise...no;)
  3. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    Yes.....and I can tell you're a good boy straight off the bat by the amount of posts you have in the Perv Unit!:lol:
  4. I believe my equation was for guys Mimi......or super-cool girls of course!:lol::P
  5. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    This is now the INDIANA JONES thread. No Bakery stuff here:P:laugh3:
  6. The hell????:angry: My maths was WAY better:P
  7. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o (Isn't it freaky how they do that in unison?) YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN INDY FLICK? *****THUD***** Sometime later... Jesus H. Christ! Dude, download NOW. Raiders is still the best, I love Last Crusade for the great dynamic between Ford and Connery (awesome stuff in Nazi castle, classic!) and Temple is actually the second movie but, while its truest to its root of the old 1930s movie serials it can actually be considered kinda racist these days with monkey brain stew - I shit thee not. Still, the alligators at the end make up for it - lets just say they go "MUNCH!" Indy 4 has a great kinda 1950's b-movie vibe. The first 3 are set in the 30s before WW2 whereas this one is in the 50s with Area 51 etc. The movies are meant to feel like they could've been made in their respective time periods. WARNING: WATCH THEM IN SEQUENCE (Raiders, Temple & Crusade) or else you won't fully appreciate Crystal Skull cos so much of the stuff is set up in the first 3. I love them. You will too. (And if you don't......RUN!)
  8. WRONG! Coldplay + hot chick nudity = BEYOND SUPER ULTRA AWESOMENESS Remember your MATHS!:P
  9. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    What can I say? Its been a GREAT day!:D Indy's BACK dude! #5 is on the way....
  10. Well I'd much rather accept a free Aston Martin but ya don't hear me bitchin'. Yeesh:rolleyes: @FootyFan10 - I hear ya man
  11. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    James, I've no idea what a gauntlet on gladiators is but I'll take your word for it;) And JD, having a text read out on air is more than I've ever gotten. Maybe they might read out my name in the obituraries but surprisingly enough people don't like to hear that kinda thing on the way to work in the morning.... ......5 years from now........ "And Chris Martin's solo career has gone from strength to strength ever since Coldplay and Guns 'N' Roses fought in Rome's Colosseum against a vicious axe-weilding Russel Crowe. Sadly, on that day all but Chris fell, who managed to subdue Crowe by joining together in a duet for "Everlasting Love". Since then, Chris has been remarried several times, once to Christiano Ronaldo, but anyone could make that mistake. He's currently engaged to both of the Olsen Twins. The wedding will be within the next few months. Kanye West is expected to rap out the wedding ceremony with Jay-Z as best man and the mummified corpses of Jonny, Will and Guy propped up amongst the flower arrangements. Oh yeah, some dude died today, very sad, yadda yadda, have a great morning folks! And sorry bout the zombie business, my bad." EDIT: See you later James, good luck with the textin'!!
  12. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    Story of my life dude;) Plus James says you're famous on radio, good for you dude! And havin two heads ain't funny - course, three is worse......
  13. "Well, for the tour Chris has decided to replace me with a capuchin monkey who will sit on his lap and play the banjo at key points during the concerts. Its all part of wanting to have a different sound in the studio and on stage. I think it could really work, as long as those animal rights assholes don't find out - or discover we slaughtered several to the Lord Xeno in the studio...for good luck, you see." *Carabineri arrived at his house moments later*
  14. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    He'll be back - don't worry:) Its just we went to see Indy 4 today and I really liked it. When I was a kid I wanted to be an archaeologist cos I thought, "Great! I get a bullwhip and kick the crap outta Nazis!" Then I discovered archaeology requires the patience of a saint and Nazis aren't really a problem anymore so that was the end of that. Plus, using a bullwhip is hard and I fuckin hurt myself onetime when I gave it a go. I learned my lesson....after about the sixth or seventh time lol.
  15. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    When was I sane?:\
  16. Maybe Chris read all the pages in The Perv Unit thread and wanted to vent? Maybe Chris got skulled and wrote this on the back of a beer-mat? Maybe Chris just wanted to write a fooking good song? Maybe all these kinda threads are, in the end, pointless as only Chris can truly and honestly know what he meant and what he felt when he wrote it? People - let's ENJOY these songs and not psychoanalyze them. Please, I get enough of that in my degree. I don't need it in my music lol.
  17. JPB replied to twistedleksi2008's topic in Coldplay
    People, people...there's a place for this kinda talk - The Pub Thread.;) Pull up a chair, order a drink (something strong - Ribena, anyone?) and chat. Oh, sunglasses optional:cool:
  18. DUDE! *Ahem* - I believe I was the first to coin that term. I expect FULL compensation:P (And even if I wasn't the first I call dibbs;))
  19. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    Ladies and gentlemen. 'Fraid my shift is over and I must bid you all goodnight. Drink deep, drink well, stay away from the Perv Unit:P, stumble home, the usual;) Carpe noctem!:cool:
  20. Do you not get this thread? :laugh3::laugh3:
  21. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    Thanks!
  22. Is there a meaning to the meaning that can be taken from the meaning of the meaning?
  23. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    If you do truly want the juice, it will appear;) Ribena is heavy stuff I'll have you know! King Jamester is the only brave soul here willing to drink it:laugh3: Wow, Rick got 40k? Makes my just recent 500 seem.....tame by comparison. Damn it!:(
  24. Whatever do you mean? lol
  25. I don't know. But I do know that it sure helped provide material for recycling plants the world over! SWEET! 500TH POST!!

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