Everything posted by djibou
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Marie...
Hahaha, well you're a 'she', no? So that's what she said :rolleyes:
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Mew
Alright, sorry to influence you with my pervy attitude :disappointed: And yes, you do need to wash your mouth with soap :whip: Indeed. You should talk Finadian instead. :rolleyes:
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Marie...
Moby :heart: Have you seen the Mistake vid I posted in the Moby thread? :wacky: That's what she said. Noo I like this one too :wacky:
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Mew
Why for later? :uhoh: You have to wait for her to learn all the Mew songs?
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Mew
Did I hear threesome?
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What did the vertical asymptote say to the logarithmic function?
Yeah that's what I'd do too :P
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What did the vertical asymptote say to the logarithmic function?
You really use these pickup lines to flirt? :P I guess it's useful if you wanna date a mathematician or a biologist :wacky:
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Marie...
As a matter of fact, I do, thank you :kiss: So was I. Divorce done.
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What did the vertical asymptote say to the logarithmic function?
Hahahaha :laugh4: Oh my god, I laughed to a maths joke :sick:
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Marie...
Wut? :uhoh: You'll need more than a Swiffer add to get me back :snobby:
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Marie...
Meh, you don't need me anyways, you have plenty of wives
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Marie...
Then good, cause I'm not gonna tell it to you anymore. As a matter of fact, I am asking for divorce.
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Marie...
I've married an undersage girl, I think I've already messed with the law. And I'm not talking about all the policemen I've messed with before, anyways :smug:
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Asylum
Hahaha I haven't always been this pervy, geez :P So young? I think 18 is waaay too old.
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Marie...
Only Anette. She's the only one who married me fast enough.
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Asylum
Am I too young for you? :disappointed:
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Marie...
Yeah but I didn't on your thread. And you agreed to the fact that I could have sex with others when we got married, my dear. But I didn't say the same about you.
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Have you ever...?
Nope Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish? Man it hurts.
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Miike Snow
I loooooove Billie Holiday.
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Asylum
You got it right the first time. But apparently you don't want my kiss :snobby: Seriously, 25? What makes you think that? :uhoh:
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Have you ever...?
Almost everyday. Have you ever slept outside, without a tent?
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Have you ever...?
I looove orchestras :heart: So yes, 3 times :P Have you ever played in a band?
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Have you ever...?
Well a small chicken. Have you ever been to a metal show?