Everything posted by Yellow Hill
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DeVotchKa
How it Ends is awesome too
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One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to show everyone. His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, you shouldn't call it grooby - you should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, you didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die."
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How The Bloody Hell Do People Know Each Others Real Names On Here??
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I actually enjoy dark humour...- Rate the signature above you
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It's so dark- The 4th Mixtape Exchange
:)Here's my fast review... Track 1 : I love this one. Kinda tropical, Relaxing and nice. His voice is very enjoyable. Track 2 : Nice Ballad, it's nice to hear a man and a woman singing together. Track 3 : Another Ballad, another girl. Not my cup of coffee :smiley: Track 4 : I like this Ballad. This one is country-ish, not bad. Reminds me of a lot of things... Track 5 : Haha this got very popish haha. A girl singing with a electro-pop background. Decent. Track 6 : Nice Rythm and melody. Track 7 : Nice vocals and violin! And it's live! Track 8 : I like this one, slow melody. I would love a bit more action, tho. Track 9 : Nice guitar and overall a good and charming song. Track 10 : A girl with a charming voice, I like the background. Track 11 : Hahaha loads of girls in this mixtape, that's nice actually. Track 12 : There is no Track 12 :uhoh: Track 13 : Pum! Pum! I find this familiar but I don't know... It's a nice song :D Track 14 : Nice ending, pleasant. Overall, I'm not really into that music. But that's the point, listen to new songs and music you're not used :D It was nice and enjoyable, but I would liked it to be a bit more variated and with more action :smiley: I think this was a girl... but who knows! :shy:- The Anti-Joke Thread
A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :(- The 4th Mixtape Exchange
You're welcome :nice:- The Anti-Joke Thread
Look at my Mangus tree. Did it give you a laugh? It didn't gave a mangus. :uhoh: You know it's difficult to translate- The Anti-Joke Thread
What's red crying and slowly rotating. A baby in a microwave.- The 4th Mixtape Exchange
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That is my mixtape! :wacko: I'm glad you enjoyed it, and yeah, I wanted to put something different :smiley: Here is the track list: 1. "Azul" by Natalia Lafourcade from Hu Hu Hu. This song is so unique. 2. "Here I dreamt I was an Architecht" by The Decemberists from Castaways & Coutous 3. "Fake Palindromes" by Andrew Bird from The Mysterious Production of eggs 4. "Two Weeks" by Grizzly Bear from Veckaminest 5. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" by Hey Rosetta! from Plan your Escape 6. "Death to los Campesinos!" by Los Campesinos! from Hold on Now! Youngster! 7. "Your Light is spent" by Final Fantasy from Has a Good Home That is not a tropical guitar, it's a violin! :D 8. "Summertime Clothes" by Animal Collective from Merriweather Post Pavillion 9. "Charlotte Mittnatch (The Fabulous Destinity of...)" by DeVotchKa from How It Ends. I love this one, very emotional as you said. 10. "El Presente" by Julieta Venegas from MTV Unplugged 11. "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello from Gypsy Punks: Underworld dog strike They're so funny and energic. 12. "The Shrew" by Beirut from March Of The Zapotec. 13. "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!" by Sufjen Stevens from Come On! Feel the Illinoise! I adore Sufjan Stevens, and that is an epic album. I highly recomend it! LINK: http://rapidshare.com/files/268590201/MIXTAPE.zip.html- The Anti-Joke Thread
Why does Brian Peppers molest children? Because he can.- FUGPLAY
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. What happens when you pour a tablespoon of salt in to a cup of water? You get saltwater. What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker? AIDS What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped. :disappointed:- Who likes music in Spanish?
Ya rugiste es como "Ya lo acordamos" o "De acuerdo"- The 4th Mixtape Exchange
I got mine yay! I'll give it a listen later.- The Battle of the Smilies Round 2
Remember I made the Escaping Mood! I just prefer the wacko smiley since escaping smiley is a copy :p- ¿Y ahora qué piensas?
Quién no baila cuando nadie lo mira?- Who likes music in Spanish?
Interesante Mishelle :wacko: A mi nunca me ha atraído mucho la medicina...- The 4th Mixtape Exchange
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So there will be no Touji drama? - The Anti-Joke Thread