Caroline

Hang out with friends and pretend to look for a job. What kind of cellphone do you have?

I want a shirt, too! *takes a number*

I want to hear Guy sing on his own.

My dog...but I would make sure to grab my memory cards so I could reprint my Coldplay pics haha. What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy's neighbors are lucky. I would looooove to live next to him. "oh, you're in a band? i may have to check you guys out sometime."

Yes. Yellowcard

No, but I wish I did. What is your most prized possession?

Yes. Bob Dylan- Forever Young

At least three times a week. SQ

Coldplay- A Rush of Blood to the Head. What is your job?

The best is when this man would randomly come by and test how loud the music was. We would get in trouble if it wasn't loud enough. The cherry on top for me was having customers yell at me about how loud the music was and how it was too dark blah blah blah....God I miss working there.

The worst is the cologne. I managed a kids store so we had to walk around and spray the clothes every 30 minutes and people would give me the side eye haha. The adult stores have built in sprayers that spray like every 15 minutes and you literally feel like you are going to die because the smell is so overwhelming.

Haha I watched a clip of Fix You I took last week and Chris takes off his jacket and this woman yells "Take off your clothes." We were front row...so he may have heard haha

She only fell for him later because he was famous. She is a sellout.

No, he probably just did it to be a jerk. People get super butt hurt there if you make fun of working there.

Hahaha yeah that's what the sales associates are called: models. Oh, and the people who sensor the clothes in the back are called impact. I remember one time one of our "models" was a no show so I had an impact member come out front to help and my District Manager told me she wasn't brand positive so I shouldn't do that. I was like "well unless you want us to get boasted, she is staying out here."

Hollister is aimed at high schoolers and Abercrombie is aimed at college students. Then there is Ruehl is for post-college people. By the way the quality of the clothes sucks. Never buy anything full price because it always ends up going on sale.

Everyone hook-ups together and then it gets around. I was never part of their bullshit its one of the reasons I left. People were saying things about me that were completely untrue. These 16 year olds would tell the store manager that I would sit in the back of the store and do nothing and she believed them over me and it was really frustrating to know you are telling the truth and knowing no one believes you. We were pushed every single day to find people who were "brand positive" which means not ugly. I had to go to colleges and walk up to people who I believe to be "brand positive" and ask them they if they were interested in working for the company. It was awful.

I worked for Abercrombie for almost a year as an Assistant Manager and I recently just quit. Their hiring practices are messed up. My Store Manager would literally look at me and say "I only want to hire pretty people, no ugly people." I have stories galore about this place and how truly messed up they are.

that's sick

No, that pic is real. Her arms are gross.