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^Explain D:

ELEANOR RIGBY! Best song evar.

HAHAAH OMG... I'm so retarded right now =|

:smash: Sadomasochism.

It sounds so stupid... I can't help myself. It's like.. you click on the song, expecting something and out of nowhere you get "BRO'S BEFORE HO'S"

:smart: nerd. Needles to say, not sexually active.

D'aaaaaw :blush:

TOTALLY. BRO'S BEFORE HO'S. Haha, actually, that line cracks me up everytime I listen to that song.

Totally. :snore: <- This is a 40 year old woman during foreplay with her husband.

LOL, sorry, I'm on a roll right now.

Sarcasm? Why? What? Chris Martin is genuinely one of the greatest songwriters who happens to be sexy, unlike that lazy eye douche from those stinkin' Radiohead! :angry:

Let's take his shirt off.

MMM... more like "OH FUCK THAT'S INSANELY BIG!" Or, "OMG THIS WOMAN IS A DUDE!"

Why!? I'm only admiring the obvious beauty of this maaaan. Is it bad that I like him so much? :cry:

Calculation (Theme).

Actually if we're honest, only these would cause reaction: :chris: :will: :guy: :phil: :jonny:

No, more like "OMG IT'S BIG".

I.O.U.

LOL errr.. This one -> :awesome: looks like it's about to give a blowjob.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

Chris Martin's solo album.

OMG HE'S SO SEXY :awesome:

:dozey:

Or a sick muse.

Deluded and blind................................. :rolleyes: