Prospekt.

Lol what is that nonsense. I stopped after the first paragraph.. Which is so unrealistic btw. Unless his penis is like superman.

I hate driving. Cause I'm terrible at it. I don't drive much during the school year though cause I don't have a car at school so it's kind of perfect.

I hate the actual drinking part. Well don't hate it. But I don't particularly enjoy it. Unless it's a fruity drink. Love the being drunk part. Well actually I enjoy the drinking part if there's a drinking game involved. King's cup <3

BTW. EVERYONE. FUCK OFF. I AM THE BIGGEST CHRIS MARTIN FAN HERE. ALL YOU FAN GIRLS CAN DIE. I AM QUEEN BITCH. ME AND CHRIS FOREVER. I AM NOT EVEN JOKING.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

I think I'm the annoying one who's always making advice or whining threads. What about you?

I hope your next girlfriend has bushy armpits and hairy legs and can't be bothered to shave them. Btw overly hairy armpits on guys are disgusting. I prefer shaved or at least trimmed down... A lot.

lol.

Lol, oh they don't mind. They're not too shy.

Haha, no. Just perv I guess. There's more clothed people than nude people anyhow.

Oh, I definately whip out my penis.

Hah, yeah. It's mostly men. Unattractive men. Not too many females, and if there are... they're always sagging all over the place. Or then sometimes the guys go for naked runs and their ****** is just like bobbing in the wind. edit: w anker gets censored.

Right behind my university, there's a nude beach. Like literally a 2 minute walk. With about a thousand steps to get down though. It's interesting. Seen a lot of titties and schlongs.

I jizz everytime I see it.

Lol. Oh my god. Ok. You are right. How could I have been so stupid?

Lol, what's Ricky's agenda? Could you clarify cause I am clearly wrong on all of this and just wanna know what's really happening.

Are you seriously trying to tell me Chris doesn't find what Ricky is saying funny? You're crazy. Also. Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Lol. Oh my god. You think Chris is getting pissed off in the interview? He's clearly laughing and finds it amusing. Are you like delusional or something?

What about the sweatshop bit? And when he says "famous impression of disabled", it sounds dubbed to me.

Btw, how does the sensitive one feel about Chris joking around about sweatshops. That's unacceptable.

Yeah. Me too I guess. A bunch of us put it on (the guys really wanted to watch it), but we were too drunk to really pay attention. There was some gory stuff if I recall. And afterwards everyone was like "VAGINAL DENTATAAAAAHHHHH!"

You are overly sensitive. Period. On a unrelated note. Has anyone seen this movie? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE]YouTube- TEETH - OFFICIAL TRAILER[/ame]

I thought you'd be too stupid to tell. Btw, Ricky's voice is clearly dubbed at that part.

Can someone do a sexy Michael Ballack post. Throw in some Yoann Gourcuff. I would eat them.

He didn't actually do it but Ricky Gervais asked him about it. And it's not really the same cause the guys mouth isn't really full. Like he could still say a muffled "69"