Prospekt.

That album sounds shit, no offense.

It's not even a guilty pleasure. It's just amazing. Did you become an Olivia Wilde fan with that or House?

Did you ever watch The O.C.?

Lol my boyfriend bought a old school Sean Connery 007 poster and put it right above his bed like on the ceiling. So everytime I'd wake up or we'd be lying there. I look up and there he is. It was weird at first. But then it was kind of nice... lol.

Who cares... it's Desmond.

Desmond... <3

He does! right? Except WAY cuter. And much more dangerous.

I was trying to tell you you're cute Dex.

Or I could just carry you around in my pocket. And pet your head with my finger. Don't take that in a dirty way.

Oh man. We are gonna be a funny looking couple cause I'm like almost 5'8.

I'm really picky. And I like the most bland foods... burgers, pasta... umm. Yeah. Chicken. That's about it. Cheese. It's pretty unhealthy too but somehow I'm not yet morbidly obese... just mildly. I'm supposed to get a new healthier eating routine in September via my boyfriend but... I don't know if I can stick to it cause I'm so darn picky and don't really like vegetables at all.

Aww Dex. You cute little thing. How tall are you, just wondering?

I tried to teach myself how to write the my left hand... but then I fell behind with all the lecture notes.. I lasted about 20 minutes.

A bright orange t-shirt and navy blue basketball shorts. Lounging, ready for sleep.

Flesh eating bondage? Really? Anyways yeah. I can't imagine her orgasming unless they were like chewing at her G-spot... but even then... that would be impossible pretty much. Unless that maggots were like Tom Jones or something.

Understatement.

So basically lying?

I am attached. Definately. Always texting people or calling or checking the time or checking something online. It's just perfect. I panic a bit when I forget it or the battery is running low. I want the iPhone 4 so bad.

Lol. That song is a hit.

Sorry but you are a loon.

There was this rumor going around our town about this chick and guy. Teenagers. They were about to have sex in the back of their car. And I guess he was no good at foreplay and they didn't have any lube... so they used McChicken sauce. Then like a few days or weeks later, this girl started just having orgasms... like out of nowhere. And other odd feelings in her vagina. So she went to the doctor... and they found maggots in her vagina. Who were like eating her I guess? and causing these feelings. I think I called bullshit, but still interesting.

Won't help unless water cures Chlamydia.

It burns when I pee. :(

I like the One condoms.. like the variety pack.. I guess you could call it? You just pick one out of the box and it'll be random. There's colored ones, ribbed ones, glow in the dark, normal, extra thin, etc etc. What I enjoy most is the pretty pictures and cool little quotes on the packs. They look like this..

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