Essexbird

I got more - anyone want more??????

aaaarrrrrrgggggh!!!! that's impossible!!!! :lol: :lol:

and downright WRONG!!! :stunned: :stunned:

bondage :wink3:

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Ew no!!! Not with that dodgy "facial furniture" :lol: :lol:

*sings* "we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I reckon so!! Gotta go now tho' - been up since 5am and am knackered!!! Catch up with you soon! Oh, I'm Tracy btw - nighty night!!

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no I did not! and i'm now picturing people trying to test that theory too! lol!

Hey! Weird is my speciality!! :lol: Loving the Monty Python/Holy Grail bits too!!

*imagining Dr P in his spangly thong* :o Gotta go nite nites! Don't have nightmares!!

:blush: aw thanx!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Isn't that a Phoebe number?

hope you weren't one of 'em!! ;) Just kidding! :lol:

damn!! It's a good one to send around the office though then sit back and watch people try :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!! Have you tried the elbow licking thing? Betcha can't do it!

oo-er missus! ;) Robson & Jerome? no ta!! Love your location btw - hee hee! Have you seen the trailers for "Lapdance Island - coming soon to E4?" - thought there was something dodgy about it and turns out it was a big hoax for some other E4 prog - but they had over 20,000 applications!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aw!! Ain't love wonderful?!

Hi Charlie - I'm Tracy :) oooh! I'm now a High Speed Coldplayer!!! Woohoo! Mummy and Daddy would be so proud!! :lol:

noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :lol:

don't have my own balls, does it count if I shave someone else's? ;)

I received this in an email this morning...... A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. The teller read the note and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip. He would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: