Essexbird

gaaaaaaahh!! nooooooo!!! Don't say that name!!! It burns, it burns!!!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

Clowns are evil :angry:

dictionary ('cos philanthropist is a big word for me!! ;) )

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same village. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, fried bread and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the money for?" "Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you and he said "F**k him. Give him a fiver" She smiled prettily. "The breakfast was my idea." :D :D - Morning all!!!

aaah! but you're just a lad!! you've got years of potential bubble-blowing-related humiliation ahead of you! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's brilliant!!!

"I think it was 'blessed are the cheesemakers'" :D :D

ok fifi you can have him then and I'll have..........erm............actually, don't think I fancy any of the Ramsay St men :(

:huh: :huh: :huh: sorry! still confused!

Yep!!! Mork & Mindy! :lol: :lol: :o

I have loads too! At least 3 for every summer!! :lol: :lol: :lol: This year's would probably be "Pass it on" The Coral :D

See! Wasn't all bad then!! :)

Wahey!!! Thanx for that you guys - listening right now!! :D :D :D

we wish you a wombling merry christmaaaaaaasss :) :D :lol:

my nose hurts now! lemonade bubbles sting when you accidentally inhale them! :lol:

Coldplay fighting off the unwanted attentions of Justin Timberlake with their MTV moonman awards......

*goes misty-eyed at memories of long ago bubble blowing* :) *goes off to pour a glass of lemonade to blow bubbles into out of sympathy for coldengrey*

ME!!!!! I hate clowns too!!!! Scary b****rds! :angry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: to be young, foolish, and happy!

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Hello and welcome :)

aw poor u! *hugs coldengrey* Some people might think it was cute ;) I've done worse! ;)

Tracy - apparently my mum did have some strange and exotic name planned and then when I was actually born she couldn't remember what it was and called me that instead :embarrased: (She still can't remember now!!)

oh no!! you didn't did you???? :stunned:

I've always thought of them as being sort of child-size - they're small enough to hide in bushes anyway!!! :lol: