mrs. chris martin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAUL!!!

i love every coldplay fan that ever existed!

i felt so guilty & reeeeeaaaaaaally stupid!! lol, hell yeah i'd do them both!

there's a whole world out there w/ a whole lotta different ppl! my goal is to talk to at least 1 million. that's my life mission.

omg, you know when i first heard i love college i thought it was by eminem! i got in a huge fight w/ my friend & called her retarded & deaf for thinking that it wasn't em! i was so shocked b/c roth sounds EXACTLY like him. although i did wonder why em, who's almost 40, would sing a song about college

haha, i think it's easier talking to strangers b/c you know odds are you'll never see them again

are you serious? i can't stand him. but you're right, the last samurai WAS a good movie, as much as it pains me to say it

what encouraged you to start this thread?

BLECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH! don't ever mention that prick tom cruise!

YAY! i already saved up 45, now i just need to save up for the $999.99 down payment! yeah, i try to do that every night but IT NEVER WORKS!! one time i took like 4 asprins at once (i know, not smart but i only did it once) b/c i was so desperate. another time i took nyquil, then i was gonna retake some more, but i was scared b/c it said "do not take more than once in 4 hours." 5 hours later i was still awake, so i took more (this was at 3 am btw, then i retook some at 8 am)

eh, what's the worst that can happen if you get jumped, i just end up kicking another person's ass :P i just put his best 3 b/c i want ppl to be entertained & truly realize em's hilarious awesomeness

nah, they deserve to be offended. how can you deny his awesomeness? [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1if9kLJpWw&feature=related[/ame] [ame] [/ame]

i WISH i could do that!!

YOU PPL ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD!!!

that is so cool i wanna learn how to make those!!

thanks to you, now i can't get that song out of my head! you want it the thing that makes me what chris martin goes crazy for he'll lose his mind

of course i did!! he's so fucking awesome i love him!!

whenever i hear the word explicit, my mind goes straight to: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99HdRxlJzV4[/ame]

look at my facebook pictures :lol: so today my cousins & i had to do the gardening around the house. they got this really small shovel & my mom was like "wtf! that's a baby's shovel!" so my cousin tried to use it to dig out this kinda big root, then my mom told him "it looks like a mouse fucking an elephant"

good night!! or, by you, good morning!

my sleep schedule is so fucked up. on weekdays i'll be in bed at 10 pm, but i won't actually fall asleep until about 2 am. i'm so exhausted all fucking day & i can never wake up in the morning. i love weekends b/c i finally get to sleep! if i ever need to stay up a night to do homework & i'm absolutely exhausted, i just take 15 minutes to try to go to sleep. once my head hits the pillow, i get so energetic

i could make it explicit..................

i haven't listened to anything except for coldplay in suuuuuuuuuuuch a long time that i forgot that milkshake was a song!!

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

you know pigs grow extremely fast. like super super fast. when they filmed "babe" they had to use a new pig practically every week