mrs. chris martin

so, everyone i know is basically freaking out like crazy about the swine flu, especially since 3 chicago public schools closed down that are only about an hour away from where we are. so now there's germ-x in every class room & no one can stop using it. ppl don't realize the influenza is VIRUS not BACTERIA. viruses are not living, so you can't kill it! and when you use too many anti-bacterial soaps or germ-x, you make the bacteria imune to it, so eventually the anti-bacterial soaps won't work anymore! anyways, there are trillions of scary things in this world that we can all die from; so how come all of a sudden everyone is freaking out about swine flu? this thread is basically for ppl to list more likely things we can die from. i'll start: a car crash a spider crawling in your ear & laying eggs in your brain and the spiders that hatch eat you from the inside out you touch my face & i kill you a piece of the ceiling falling on you & crushing you to death you accidently trip on your shoelace & land directly on your skull that cracks open seeing michael jackson in your bed & you kill yourself

chris is basically like a super-high 6 year old & i'm pretty sure his kids have to look out for him & make sure he doesn't accidently get hit by a bus when he runs through traffic jonny is probably the most laid-back, easy to talk to person ever. he just gives off this energy that makes you want to be around him guy is a man of few words, but those few are very powerful. will is so honest, it's awesome. if you ask for advice on how to improve yourself in any way, he won't sugar-coat it, but at the same time he won't try to hurt you it's constructive criticism. he tells it like it is, and would probably be the best friend a person could have

why, january 16 of course! the day of their first gig in 1998, when they were originally called starfish!

see, that's what i love about their songs. they can be so ambiguous at times, that w/e situation you're in the lyrics can touch you & they apply to you all the time. yeah, some songs are pretty straight forward, but when i hear a coldplay song for the first time i was like "wow, this is what i'm going through & this is my answer."

so, according to the tv guide on my tv this saturday there's going to be a re-run episode of madtv where they honor alumnus michael mcdonald, & they play one of the coldplay parodies. i know, you can just watch it on youtube [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqpDhPXg6Zs]YouTube - Coldplay Parody[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1CJLpz8LWA&feature=PlayList&p=143362A91C0CD528&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30]YouTube - MADtv - Coldplay - I'm The Most Important Part Of Coldplay (PARODY)[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWF0nPG57Vs&feature=related]YouTube - MADtv - "Viva La Cheata" (Coldplay/John Edwards Parody)[/ame] but if you're weird like me you like to watch tv shows & videos on tv when it airs b/c you feel special & say something like, "hey, it's on tv! YAY!" i guess it's b/c it's more rare to see a specific episode of a show on the actual tv

that was a year ago?!! holy shit! time came a'creepin, oh yeah time's a loaded a gun.

any retard who insults christina aguilera, who is probably the best singer in the world, & chris martin has no ears

whoa, ppl drama is not cool! seriously, i hate when ppl act like annoying teenage-girls that have no lives but to start drama. forgive, forget, & love your fellow human being. wtf is this an actual show?!!

idk why but today i was extra high. like, waaaaaaaaaaay more than usual :smoking: i guess it's in honor of the holiday

what's toss? btw, isn't it ironic that today is hitler's birthday, & it's also national weed day?! that's why the episode was called "420." HAPPY 420 EVERYONE!

so i got the video and it starts at about 2:44: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOa0n65VNws]YouTube - Family Guy Season 7 Episode 12 HD Part 3_4 " 420 "[/ame]

i can't stand most of their music videos, w/ the exception of about 7 of them. but most of them are just them playing. there's no story, & i don't even consider it a video. i guess since the music is awesome it makes up for the crappy videos

i can't stand most of their music videos, w/ the exception of about 7 of them. but most of them are just them playing. there's no story, & i don't even consider it a video. i guess since the music is awesome it makes up for the crappy videos

i don't get it

ugh, i hated friends to begin with, so don't even use joey as an example b/c friends doesn't even compare to family guy, & no one can deny seth macpharlane's talents. i seriously want to jump throw this computer & kick your ass right now. the simpsons is the single greatest show on earth. it is to tv what coldplay is to music. and i'm being totally honest right now, i think the new episodes are funnier than the old ones. it's ironic b/c when i watched today's episode w/ my brother & cousin they were like "the show's like 20 years old, i think they ran out of ideas it's not that great anymore." but right when we were watching it they were laughing & at the end of the show realized how retarded they sounded.

WTF when i read that i wanted to beat the shit out of that little twirp! whenever i feel mad, sad, angry, or just need cheering up, i try not to hit ppl b/c i really have a problem w/ that & i've gotten in trouble more than a couple times (i've been labeled "violent" by my mother, most of my peers, & my old school counseler.) so now i have a new approach. i either think of the gorgeous chris martin, OR i think of the fattest guy i know dancing in a thong. like this: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgW_Zt60ozM]YouTube - Peter Griffin dances to MGMT - The Electric Feel[/ame]

you do not, in any way, shape, or form, insult the simpsons, or ANY character on the simpsons! :veryangry2: lisa is amazing, and if she had her own show it would TOTALLY work. it's gonna be a totally different show, he's gonna move to virginia & have a different family. i agree, he's not THAT stand out, but you know seth will make it awesome. the only thing that pisses me off about this show is that they had to cancel king of the hill :cry: but, i have some hope b/c family guy was cancelled. twice.

HEY! don't say that! you know, they thought american dad was gonna fail, so :P i really hope sit down, shut up doesn't fail! it's an awesome show, but you never know w/ fox shows.

the first song i ever heard by them was clocks, & i liked them right away. but the song that really hooked me was violet hill. my favorite coldplay song, it's so amazing

lmfao, i'm kind of insulted by that, although she is the technical mrs. martin, for NOW at least. hi diana! don't worry, i won't forget it! i still love seth macpharlane & family guy & american dad & the cleaveland show (coming soon!!)

wtf are you complaining about go play in the arcade!!

mariam martin :laugh3:

my guide on the tv says van morrison, but then on the other pbs channel it says The Raconteurs and Cat Power. i was so happy when i saw that rerun of them in 2005! i really wanna see a new one!

when i read this i immediately thought of "these are things that i don't understand" these are things i don't understand: How infinite is space, and who decides your fate Why everything will dissolve into sand How to avoid defeat, when truth and fiction meet Why nothing ever turns out as you plan but then i just remember: i live, but i love this life

haha, i can't believe ppl actually believe that the world will end in 2012. a major sign of the day of judgement is that immediately before the world ends, there will be total world peace. and that's not happening for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, way way way after any of our lifetimes