mrs. chris martin

it's about every human being that was ever born, & has/will die

whoooooooooooooaaaa i rambled. srry guys, i know i hate it when posts are long :rolleyes:

ppl, i have a revelation that, well, frankly, i'm kind of shocked you never heard before. YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE. all of you. paul, john, madhatter, & EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU. life is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short to hold grudges, & i'm all for a "fuck you attitude," but there is a limit. & honestly there is no reason why you can't say what's on your mind in real life, just as long as you say it in construcive matter & not to sound like a bitch. i'm not perfect, i admit it, but hate is a completely wasted emotion. stress from hate can raise your blood plessure, & heart rate & make you die sooner than you should. granted, you're all gonna die, so DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE HOLDING GRUDGES & NOT FORGIVING PEOPLE!!! honestly, haven't you made a mistake before & wanted someone to forgive you? why do you deserve to be forgiven if you yourself can't forgive others? it's that kind of thing that makes me ashamed of the female race. you're all WAAAAAAAAAY too emotional & you CAN'T LET THINGS GO!! you need to adopt the chris martin mentality. when someone calls you a wanker, you say "u2 is the single greatest band around"

ivvy i love you!!!!!! even if you WERE an illegal immigrant-redneck!! :kiss: paul, if you don't shape up you'll have to ship out :laugh3:

evil in a sexy way. how bout i give you an incentive?!! you post a picture, & i won't kill you!! but if you DON'T post a picture

simple solution: i get him!!

you guys are pissing me off. & you don't wanna know what i do to ppl when i get pissed off

PICTURE PICTURE PICTURE you could take a picture, it's something you see

then i bust their ass for hiding chocolate from me, b/c bitch i want my chocolate!!!

paul is HOT i have a seventh sense about these things. my sixth sense is knowing when someone's eating chocolate & hiding it from me

don't worry, i'm already high enough as it is

i have the perfect solution!! i can crack your skulls together!! geeze, i SERIOUSLY need to work on my anger issues

yeah, i know me too!! it's just a physical thing.

I KNOW I WANT THEM TO GO ALL OVER THE MIDDLE EAST!! if they're there when i'm in palestine that would be amaaaaaaaaaazing!!

bumpitty bump bump. bump's a funny word. it's like one syllable, but you pronounce the "p" at the end like a second syllable. words are weird. wtf i sound like a retard. (in a ditsy voice) well, um, words are so big!! & they're really stupid. i don't even see why we need them." (giggle) ahhh-hahhhh!!

i feel like hitting someone

i'm giving nicknames. alina, you're now illy ivet is ivvy & diana is iddy

yeah, i know i was looking for that!!

if you bitches kill each other i will KILL YOU BOTH for killing 2 of my awesome friends!!

clint is double SEXAAAAYYY!! i feel so high right now

i'm honored, dee!

lmfao!! well, i can't take credit for it, i stole it from that '70's show

if you guys fight we could get some pudding & a camera & make a shit load of money

rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub let's eat fast & all the fat will go to your ass

your mouth isn't big!! it's perfectly porportionate to the rest of your face!!