noonsun

I'm not gonna lie, I think my story is pretty fucking hawt

My Fanfic: I was so excited, I was going to a nice posh hotel to stay while Coldplay played in the same city for three shows, and it turned out that the actual band was staying in the hotel!! :o As I checked in I saw Chris, he was drunk. He invited me back to his room and we had hawt sex in the shower. Then Chris and Jonny had sex and I got to watch while giving Guy a handjob. It was great. :awesome: Then Chris thought he should break up with that bitch Guenyth because she's a whore, and the kids were annoying, and we lived in the hotel forever and had hawt sex. It was really cool. But then Chris realized he was gay and got together with Jonny which was super cute, and we had a 3-way every other Sunday, and I had to marry Guy, but that was ok coz he's a sexual tiger thanks so much you guys :sweatdrop: I worked hard on this

Strawberry Swing was great too, the piano added a whole nother layer of depth. Lost is such a bad song. I'm sorry. Lost? might not be as bad but the Lost! ruined it for me somehow. But this Lost was good. Sara Approves :blush:

Could well be it since he said it like five times.

They totally rawked out Billie Jean, too. Holy crap I may actually still like this band <3

Huh, I'm listening to this in order, and even Lost doesn't sound that shitty, and it's a terrible song. They probably kicked ass at this show. :thumbsup: edit: Holy shit, Viva La Vida was amazing too. :inquisitve: Why didn't they make the record like this?

You can take your Nick and shove it up your Mr for all I care [/rebel]

You guys suck.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTpJxTDTSQ&feature=PlayList&p=1F8608CD70E2A33F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=50]YouTube - Steely Dan Pearl of the Quarter[/ame] I... found this on my dad's iPod... :shame: and I love it....

I learned my favoritest phrase ever from Jay here, Rusty **** Bucket :blush:

Okay, there's totally a good reasoning for this. Regular cups are not big enough. And making tea in measuring cups is easier, because there is moar room for teh tea.

Or am I one of like two people who have ever done this?? :uhoh:

I know where he is :sneaky:

Aha, well, if he's already done with puberty... that be lame shit. Tell Steve to get a voice transplant.

I don't know who that is. Whoever it is should stick to humming, or beatboxing, or something. His voice sucks.

Let me know when the vocalist goes through puberty and I may be a little nicer :nice:

I would like it if all the Australians and all the kiwis and all the everybody sended me PMs because I love them. Kthx :D

This bitch be SERIOUS. :O

What the fuck are you talking about. :blank:

But I DO TOO START DRAMA :cry: noooooo I'm so bad... ...oh wait, I don't care :wacky: I forgot.

loser

HAHAHAHAHA haha ha. I think my dad thinks I'm obsessed with Chris Martin because whenever he walks in here there is a nooby sig with him sweating all over the crowd in it.

This is a Coldplay forum but I NEVER talk about Coldplay, and I ALWAYS start drama DEEEEEEEDLEEEZ </3

I'm sure Renny has lots to go around :nice: I get mine from him every month. :blush:

OK YOU GUYS. I AM GOING TO GO FINISH HOMEWORK. KEEP THOSE PMS COMING, I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY I HAVE IN THE MOARNING. YOU GUYS WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF YOU BUMPED THIS SO THE AUSTRALIANS N STUFF COULD SEE IT. KTHX THAT WOULD BE GOOD.