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noonsun

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  1. http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/group.php?groupid=145 ?
  2. Math is great, it's the only constant truth in the universe. B) even though I'm not that good at it.
  3. Eh, I could've done that if I had actually worked at learning in middle school. I was about two three grades ahead of my peers in sixth grade. Plus Milica is def. def. def. def. smarter XD
  4. What grade is she supposed to be in? I'M going to be in advanced tenth grade math. WHEN I'M IN TENTH GRADE :cool4: Actually some stupid juniors are taking it too probably.
  5. Chris Martin because even if most of Coldplay's piano is simpler, Chris has displayed a bucketload of skill on numerous occasions, plus I like him more.
  6. Thom Yorke actually looks pretty hot in this thread. yum.
  7. I saw one with a zoom-in on his WASHBOARD abs once. It was... yuk :sick:
  8. Pink Floyd. Not a pickup line or anything, don't worry.
  9. Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?
  10. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: 0. Stranger: boom You: :D You: EXACTLY Stranger: then what You: You couldn't disarm the bomb before it blew up CTU You: Chloe is dead Stranger: shyt shyt shyt Stranger: shyyyyyt Stranger: omg You: Yes. Stranger: what do i do!!!!! You: All there is left to do is push 40ccs of sodium pentathol into Ahmed's veins You: In an effort to torture the information about the nukes out of him Stranger: o god!!! WHYYYYYY Stranger: whhyy meeee You: To save FUCKING AMERICA DAMNIT You: BECAUSE YOU'RE JACK BAUER Stranger: ive neveer done this before!!! Stranger: o shyt You: Okay Stranger: jack bauer activated You: XD You: You take a hypodermic needle You: Got one? Stranger: of course You: Okay You: Now you look for some sodium pentathol You: Since you're Jack Bauer you should have some handy You: Just lying in your purse or something You: Rummage around Stranger: i stash it in my ass Stranger: safe keeping of course You: Cleverrr Stranger: im jack bauer You: Okay, now you use the needle to put some sodium pentathol in it Stranger: check You: Then you go over to Ahmed You: His eyebrow is bleeding and he is tied to a chair You: He is looking at you with a rebellious and disgusted expression Stranger: he the black one? You: No, he's Arab You: He's got dark skin Stranger: same thing You: Anyway, you tell him to tell you where the nukes are You: Okay, go You: Ask him Stranger: one sec You: NO You: IN OMEGLE You: SO I CAN FUCKING SEEE IT You: >:C Stranger: i see You: yes Stranger: bahahah r u serious? You: yes Stranger: how long has this been going on You: This is srs busns You: >:C Stranger: forever? You: Just ask him Stranger: arite fine You: as in DAMMIT AHMED, WHERE ARE THE GODAMNED NUKES Stranger: and so it shall be done You: Great You: We'll just pretend you said that You: Ahmed doesn't say anything You: Now you push the sodium pentathol into his arm Stranger: done You: and push is a medical term for stab and inject You: In case you didn't know You: Okay You: He is writhing in pain You: He tells you the nukes are stashed over at Bob's house Stranger: fuckem You: I know rite You: Fuck the Arabs Stranger: tru You: So, you get on your pink bike and go over to Bob's house Stranger: wheres bobs? You: But there are hostiles posted outside!! You: Somewhere in LA, idk Stranger: shyt You: (This is where you go !!!! at the number of hostiles) Stranger: OHHHHHH SHHYYYYTTT HOSTILESSS KILLLLLLL KILLLL KILLLL You: Yeah You: Except you don't kill em yet Stranger: got'em You: NOO You: NOT YET Stranger: oh whyt Stranger: i did You: You use your SNEAKY POWERS TO SNEAK INSIDE Stranger: they dead You: And disarm the nukes Stranger: nah You: And you just saved the fucking day. Stranger: they dead You: WAY TO GO JACK BAUER You: B) Stranger: sweet You: ANOTHER 24 HOURS WELLLL SPENT. You: I just told you the entire plot of the next season of 24 You: Minus the extraeneous details Stranger: to bad i dont watch it Stranger: show sucks ballllllls You: Yeah You: The first season was mildly okay Stranger: tv is evil brother of hitler You: Burn Notice is better <3 You: lolwut Stranger: burn notice is good You: ! You: <3333 You: I less than three you You: You seem really cool Stranger: no way your a girl You: You are the first person to play along with my Jack Bauer skit Stranger: no way inhell your a girl You: I don't posess a penis You: If that's what you're getting at Stranger: im just bored Stranger: you def do You: You're a sexist bastard >:C You: I have to get all feminist on your ass now Stranger: so scary Stranger: its the interent Stranger: your prob the cops or somthing Stranger: how old? You: I'm actually not the cops You: I'm a bored 15 year old Stranger: and there it is You: Indeed You: Lying on a pedestal You: For all to see You: Actually you'd be surprised how many people assume I'm a guy You: Probably cuz I don't go OMG LYK TOTALLY everywhere You: At any rate You: How was the day etc Stranger: def going to jail peace out You: Great! You: peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. That was fun :wacko:
  11. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Konnichiwa Stranger: Hello! You: So You: How was the day etc Stranger: Day was good. Can't really complain. Stranger: Yourself? You: Boring Stranger: I'm sorry. You: Nothing special Stranger: Aww. Stranger: I'm sure that's not true. Stranger: Some days are just worse than others. You: ... You: *cuts self* Stranger: Awww. Don't do that. You: *takes an acid pill* Stranger: ... Stranger: A wild Abra appears! You: XD Stranger: O: You: I know a guy named Paul Stranger: I know a guy named Jack. You: He likes Coldplay but is ashamed to admit it because he thinks Coldplay's fans are shit You: So he goes around a Coldplay fansite telling everyone to go fuck themselves Stranger: That sounds terribly unpleasant. You: His life could probably be used for more productive things You: He's a terribly unpleasant person Stranger: It sounds like he is. You: He truly is >_> You: He's probably a total fatty too Stranger: That's okay, I've met my share of unpleasant people. Stranger: Strangely enough, I've never blocked any of them. You: Unpleasant people are just sooooo UNPLEASANT ;_; You: Especially Paul Stranger: Yes they are. Stranger: Talking to them is grueling. All Jack wants to talk about is how he throws wine bottles at Jews. You: He should be ashamed You: Antisemetist bastard <_< Stranger: I know. You: You oughta give him what-for You: yknow what I'm sayin Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  12. Quote of the week.
  13. MISHELLE SHUT UP OR SHE'LL THINK WE GIVE A FUCK :shifty:

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