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...Evidently. :P

*Runs like, um, a fighter jet* GIVE UNCLE JOE HIS STOMACH BACK.

ZOMG JOSH YOUR SIG IS BBBEEEAAAUUUTIFUL!!! :hug:

Actually, that couldn't have happened, because it's all eaten now. WAIT, DID YOU CUT OPEN UNCLE JOE AND STEAL IT FROM HIS STOMACH????

You don't like exercise? Who doesn't like exercise? :thinking: Then again I'm a total jock so...

I finished making the split pea soup! :nice: It's veeerrry delicious. :nice:

Then... why don't you do some healthful exercise?

Oh yeah, I forgot you were in a diff. time zone.

Yay. Hiz.

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that

EDIT: Lauraaa! Hiiii!

Well, by the time I finally get back everyone's left again. Bother it all.

I'm back twooo! :D How was the day?

I know, let's communicate using only emoticons from now on! :D

Bye Violet, Jamie, Milica, and all lurkers.... Maybe I'll come back later also! :hug:

Byez. I have to leave soon too.

What?

I bet your mom. WHAT. Actually, I do know what it means. Don't you know I'm taking japanese?

Psh. To annoy them. :P Wait, are you saying you don't have ANYBODY you can talk to right now? AWW. :hug: I'm sorry!! Actually that's how it is with me right now. All my friends are in Florida and stuff. :shifty:

Yeah? Well I bet you STILL didn't understand what I just said. :shifty: NO USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE OR BABELFISH ALLOWED.

Then go talk to somebody that you know in your actual life. :P

今日は。 元気ですか。 Did you understand that, Great Ninja? Yeah, I didn't think so. *vanishes into the ninja night*

ZOMG I HAVE TO LEAVE SOON :bigcry: I'll missss you guys. :(

SHIVER ME TIMBERS Why is everyone speaking in pirate all of a sudden? :thinking:

Split pea soup is USUALLY yummy... IF you put the right stuff in it. However, if you don't season it correctly, it tastes REALLY BAD. Homemade stuff is much much more betterer than other stuff. :D