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YOU don't. Unfortunately Guy does :P

GOD DAMN THIS ISN'T THE GUY SOFT-PORNO THREAD RAGH

violet, you have to wait until two people post after you before you post again sheesh!!! :rolleyes:Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was

^nerd :P continue

oh jesus.... :rolleyes: here we go again yeah okay he is, but I try not to mention that because I'm trying to appear like I'm not... a total fangirl. which I sort of am but.....

ZOMG THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO AAAAAHHH THE MEMORIES BURN MY EYES AS I THINK ABOUT IT NOW um... sure? brown hair, good bassist, sort of cute?

a few nights ago Chris Martin was.... playing somebody in a TV show..... and he said something and that's all I remember Not even sure if it was Chris though... huh.

word I don't know

okay The serious topic I shall talk about now is... um, which is better: um, hmmmm.... OH WAIT I FORGOT SOMETHING WE CAN TALK ABOUT We almost accidentally watched porn in Biology today. As a class. Yeah. Our teacher phails. Wait, we're allowed to talk about whatever here, right? Cuz if we aren't allowed to talk about almost watching porn in Biology class, if, say, this is a bannable offense... well then I'm fucked. anyway it wasn't porn per se but it was explicit. and we almost watched it by accident cuz our teacher fails. yeah that's about it. nice story huh?

wow

nope

again this conversation has become sort of boring :\ hmmm anyone want to talk about something serious?

haha you guys are so easy to amuse :cool4:

you're excused

me tooo and they'll all have AIDS

DO YOU THINK ZOMBIE MUTATED SQUIRRELS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR WHAT?

I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT

okay the stuff we're talking about here is NOT interesting seriously you guys we gotta put our heads together and come up with an interesting topic.

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran

so is your mom BURN ...that didn't make sense I'm sorry

That your name is Laura. :rolleyes: coldplay.obsessed's name is Alina, violet.

yes it is. Good observation Laura! :hands cookie:

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Just like me. This thread is disturbing.

haaaayy guise!

And: YOUR MOM. WHAT