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although it's saturday i had to go to school today, our class is a little behind on some chemistry...and then i went to lunch and just relaxing right now.

Today while listening to Mom and sis her dog whistle ate a treat while listening to Fall Out Boy and eating crackers with ice-tea in the garden then someone scared her silly. Then a rabid cookie attacked with nunchucks and started eating the grass near the garage but nobody minded. Now the cookie decided it was not worth it to take money from poor old ladies with purple canes, instead it's better to fart at clowns having brownies

somebody told me-the killers:heart:

kinder chocolate fingers :D

yes do you have a pet?

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:bigcry: When everything reminds you of coldplay, and when you keep sneaking to coldplaying everyday although you have promised yourself not to do any coldplay related thing for 40 days but couldn't resist:blush:

You won't regret it i promise:D

Nchalla ya rab ykoun ma3ik 7a22 :nice: 7derte masra7ite Georges Khanbaz l jdide? Betfa2i3 de7ek: laugh3: eza la2 rou7e 7darya bta3mle ta7tik:lol: 5eir 3an l snin l 2abel...you have to go see it

Nyyyelyk, i wish i was as optimistic as you, ana b7ess 2enno ma ra7 temrou2 l sayfyiee 3a 5eir:( nchalla la2... Ente 3erfe 2enno bel 2005 coldplay 3emlo auction 3ala botetoon w kell l masare ra7o l lebnen ta ychilo l 2al8am men l jnoub: heart: chefte chou mne7 :hug: ma3ik 7a22 bel theory taba3ik, akid b 5allsouna : wink: bas ana 5eife 3layoun b Latin America men ba3ed chu sae bel Chile w kell chi ma32oul ysir:bigcry: 5alas ana ra7 2eskout halla2 la2anno ana ktir pessimiste :blush: 2eh sayme 3an Coldplay :D ktir chi so3ib 3am mout:P

3anjadd 2araf:P Micha sme3te l tayaran mberi7?? i'm scared, do you think there's gonna be war?? ma bade hareb:bigcry: 7aram lebnen :bigcry: ana sayme 3an coldplay w ma ra7 2eje 3al coldplaying 5eir once a week w ma ra7 fout 3al colday section, kello kermel Jesus:heart:

I did the same thing last year, and i decided to do it this year too, i don't listen to coldplay, research about them, talk about them(which is extremely hard for me:P), look at pictures, obsess over the number 42...or go on coldplaying, i shouldn't be on here today since lent started on monday but since i was busy this week and was just able to go online i came on and won't be back till after Easter, and on the week when Jesus is crucified i'm not sure what it's called in english, we call it "esbou l alam" which means "week of the pains" i don't listen to music at all...it's very hard and you're right Makayla about giving up stuff we've put before god, good luck:heart:

No Micha, ma asde yeha heik, i meant it as in tusshie or something :P Amy tu parles français:heart: c'est beaucoup plus facile que l'arabe, you should thank god you didn't have to learn it at school...it was a nightmare, but in higher classes it becomes great, no more grammar and dictation...it really becomes amazing, ask your father he could teach you a little:D

I love Abou Abed jokes :laugh3: here's one, you May know it though: Abou Abed went to London and was walking down the street when he saw there was a wedding, he turned around and asked a random guy passing by: widing who? The guy answered: i don't know. The next day hewas walking down the same street and there was a funeral, being a nosy Lebanese he asked a random guy who's funeral it was and he answered: i dont't know. Abou Abed said : this is so sad, he was getting married yesterday and now it's his funeral Oui Amy on parle tous francais et toi?? Akid kel l libnenieh bi3a2ddo :P ana kamen i translate songs:P

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: thisis hilarious, i love nappies Chris:heart::P

Good Job with the translation:wink: thank you :Nice: i love what he said about finishing the Viva tour in Mexico because that'where it started:heart:

You want to sink when you know you can swin i know i'm dead on the surface but i'm screaming underneath am i a part of the cure or am i a part of the disese Those two quotes from Chris are amazing :heart:

Why orange Micha?? No :P go green :lol: Amy we're talking politics (last part)...I love Arabic, it's beautiful...I keep lauhing all the time when I'm reading English or french and find a word that has a funny meaning in Arabic:P like the word: tease... :laugh3: right Micha? :lol:

i just read this again and totally regretted posting it, it's embarrassing:laugh3::laugh3: but i don't mind making fun of myself... i'm adding something to the traveling part: No matter what country you're traveling to you're bound to find lebanese people there and therefore you have to make sure your parents tell everyone where you're going so that they can send food such as "tabikh" and "labneh" "za3tar", "hommos", "me7che"...because akel l ajenib abyeswech...

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Micha i don't know eza ma3ik wa2et bass choufe chou l2it 3a fb, choufyia ra7 ta3mle ta7tik men l de7ek: Enno eh hiye stereotype lal lebanese bass mazbouta! [spolier] PROUD TO BE LEBANESE ! =-=-=-=-=-=-= SPEECH =-=-=-=-=-=-= Lebanese are really distinguished in their accent and style of linguistics. • You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English "Okay, merci kteer, yallah bye!" "Hi kifak ca va" , ''maitre , please , 2el 7seb '' • Your statements should start with "Enno". • The word "Wallah" has replaced the word "Really" in your vocabulary. • You Believe that “Bounjouren” “Bonsouren” are registered vocabulary words. • You say the words "Stylak" and "Salbe" very often. • You say "Bolice" for "Police" • You call a night club "Night" and McDonalds "Macdo"; Abbreviation is a convenient style of communication. • Your father swears at you with words that affect him (Yilaan Abouk) • Whenever you see a relative you haven’t seen in a while, you say : ''Yee Shoo mgayar wo mihlaw" • ''We'll only stay 10 minutes'' means you’re spending the whole day. • You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on". • You say bye 17 times on the phone, before actually hanging up. • When you fail, your first words are: most of my friends failed too! • You’ve taught all your non-Lebanese friends how to swear in Arabic =-=-=-=-=-=-= ATTITUDE =-=-=-=-=-=-= Lebanese have illustrious attitudes & Behaviors. • You are honored to be Lebanese, and you keep mentioning it. • You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has ANY Lebanese blood. • You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Lebanon is not an Arab Country, it’s “Phoenician” • At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese. • You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese • When you are somewhere other than Lebanon, everyone around you is stupid because only the Lebanese byefhamou. • You only buy something expensive enough, because the higher the price the better. • You only buy unique things; since Lebanese created the word “Unique” and made it their last name. • You’re always right! • You are so "Class" while everyone else are "Nawar" • You hate to wait, while everyone waits for you. • You never stand in line. • You don't memorize your full National Anthem. • You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. • You think that Syrians are the butt of all jokes. • You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon, but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends. • You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime. • You can't do anything in life unless you have a Wasta • If a Cop stops you cause you’ve violated a certain law, God help him since you'll be calling PAPI ...then PAPI will make his life a living hell. • During the World Cup, you forget what country you're in because of all the Brazilian, German, French, and Italian flags hanging on people's cars, balconies, and all over the streets. • You say you hate “khalijees” but you’d go and work in Saudi Arabia or Dubai in a heart beat. • You love to make money fast. =-=-=-=-=-=-= FOOD =-=-=-=-=-=-= Lebanese are known for their great food, loved by everyone around the globe • You have to go to a Lebanese restaurant 6 times a week. • If you live abroad and coming to Lebanon for a vacation Lebanese Restaurants will be your SPA. • A meal without Hummus is not a real meal to you. • You can’t start with anything rather than Tabouleh. • You eat almost everything with bread. • You can't have a meal without Lebanese bread. • You put olive oil on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is. • You make Turkish coffee before leaving home, when you reach your office, after lunch, when having guests before and after they leave, and finally before you go to bed. • You always need to have an Unlimited Supply of Nuts & Bizir. • Your water in Mezzah is Arak. • You always fight over who pays the bill. • Your mom makes food for 10 people but you are only 3 on the table. • Your mum cooks a meal that lasts three days =-=-=-=-=-=-= ARGILEH =-=-=-=-=-=-= To Lebanese Argileh has become as essential as Fresh Air. • You have to smoke Argileh. • A good restaurant is measured by how good is their Argileh, and whether the Nara guy is always around. • If you live in the Gulf, u have to make sure to get Moasal for all your family. =-=-=-=-=-=-= FAMILY =-=-=-=-=-=-= Some of us have pretty bizarre family members, Oh well, that’s what you get for being Lebanese. • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner even if you're in the next room. • You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school. • Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls. • You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa. • Your relatives alone could populate a small city. • Everyone is a family friend. • Members of your family start to come over your house at 11:00PM and don't leave until 3:00AM. • Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama • You have to have at least 3 relatives living in your neighborhood. • Your Family is never happy with what you've achieved. If you graduated from school they'll tell you "3a2bel Shahadeh El kbeereh", when u get that "3a2bel el Aroos / Areees", when you get that "3a2bal ma nefrah be Wledkom", and when you get that "Oqbal Shadet Wladkom”, and it keeps on going... =-=-=-=-=-=-= CARS =-=-=-=-=-=-= With a capital “C” when it comes to Lebanese, Cars can be the most important thing in a Lebanese’s life, even more important than having a house. I have a statement that I cite regularly “You Are What You Drive”. • You drive a new BENZ but you can’t afford money for gas • You drive cars with black Fume windows. • You bought your driver's license. • You chose you license plate. • You drive like a maniac. • You can talk on your cell phone, eat a sandwich, drink, and smoke while driving a manual shift. • You never wear a seat belt. • You can’t drive below 120/km on the highway, you think it’s illegal. • You are permitted to have a little chat with your friends in the next car, and block the way on a green traffic light. • All roads are 2-ways, so driving in the opposite direction is always permitted. • You can’t tolerate traffic, where your car horn becomes your only stress reliefer. • You'd only drive up to 25 km - above that it becomes too far. • You wouldn't mind cruising in circles around a certain small hot area for hours. • you have to learn how to drive when you are 14 years old. • You love to drink while driving, Eventually You drink, and drive. =-=-=-=-=-=-= CLUBBING =-=-=-=-=-=-= Lebanon = Night Life; No introductions needed here. • You prefer Vodka/Redbull on water. • You are not allowed to miss clubbing 2 nights in a row. • You have to start drinking from the bottle at 2 AM; cause by then cups can't do the job. • You need to at least order 2-3 extra bottles of champagne a night and leave them unused. • You have to be professional in holding your cigarette and drink in one hand and have easy access to both. • You think its cool to dance and smoke at the same time. • You can’t spend the night in one particular Night Club (At least 3). • You have to eat after clubbing. • You dress like you're going clubbing, all day, everyday, probably because you do. • You Can Do The Dabkeh. =-=-=-=-=-=-= TRAVELLING =-=-=-=-=-=-= Lebanese are known to visit Lebanon at least once every 2 days. • You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport. • You would beg the personnel at the airport to allow your excess baggage, as soon as your father stops doing that for you • When you arrive at the airport back home you find at least 20 relatives waiting to greet you. • You always have a dream of holding a different passport, since your passport doesn’t get you anywhere without a Visa. • Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby; everybody tells you "Mabrook" =-=-=-=-=-=-= POLITICS =-=-=-=-=-=-= Last but unquestionably not least. • You love yellow cause u love "Hezbollah", blue cause u love "future"(muslims), you love orange for "aoun" and red or green for "lebanese forces" and "kataeb"(christians) • You should get involved in politics, before kindergarten. • You hope that the political situation will be solved but you know that it won’t. • All Lebanese agreed to disagree in their political views. • You hate Israel to death. ktir mazbout! bass i don't agree with the one about hayting Israel and i'm sure you noticed but i'm definetly green :lol: akid:wink:

That's horrible, how can anyone kill his own daughter?:shocked2: we used to read stories about stuff like that but i had no idea it still happened, i know about lashing and people being sentenced to prison for life for pointless reasons but this is just sick, unimaginable and cruel...and for what?

This has been the headlines here for weeks, people are making up all these theories about the crash:( but the black box was found this morning and search for the bodies of the victims is still going, hopefully we'll soon know the truth.

25 glass of water :D :dance: thank you for making the list:nice:

Double post, sorry...