Coldplay

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Aw, baby don't cry! I'll go get a tissue for you if you can help me roll over to the table. Oh, the things we do for love :/

Mc_donalds taught me the best way to seduce you ;)

All the better to sit on you, Nick. :kiss:

:wink3:

Why the hell does the smiley have that ugly white border on it? I think there's another one like that, right? EDIT: :jbcm:

Oh! Thank you Nick for still being kind to the feeble-minded.

Pickle has 330 posts in here

I don't get this one.

^ Goddammit, I knew it was a bad idea lurking in this thread.

SHANE'S ALIAS!

'Amigurumi'

I thought you didn't want people to call you Tammi :uhoh:

Oh God, just imagine how funny Mark's puns will be to him!

Today while listening to Mom and sis her dog whistle ate a treat while listening to Fall Out Boy and eating crackers with ice-tea in the garden then someone scared her silly. Then a rabid cookie attacked with nunchucks and started eating the grass near the garage but nobody minded. Now the cookie decided it was not worth it to take money from poor old ladies with purple canes, instead it's better to fart at clowns having brownies on rye bread that smelled like chicken from down under the rotten marigolds and they ran awkwardly towards food banks while they frolicked around waving poster at aliens which zapped Shamwows

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Don't hurt his feelings, you cyberbully!

I just don't, Nick, and I still don't. No, my mother is not a ninja assassin.

Is this some kind of song lyric I don't know balls about?

I would, if I could understand WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Ooh, that's a major burn right there. I'm gonna go PM Ian to ban her ass because that's just unacceptable!

...uh huh. :wtf:

What did it say, originally?

Go to the library and set all of the computers to porn sites. No, I do not know this from experience.