Coldplay

Do it! Write about the colors of his finger tape and how he arranges the order at different gigs or something :uhoh:

Even if you had my number you would never call me. </3

I'm not a troll </3 ^ I MISSED THEM :bigcry:

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FUCKING PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN YOU CALL THEM? It's no use paying $350+ on a phone just to have it off all the time. :disappointed: [/off-topic rant/greeting]

:freak: Who asked about your house? Hey all, how was your New Year's It's still 11 PM here

You have 5 dogs? :wacko: :blush:

Enrico, you're alive! :dance:

HAI GUISE WE NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN I get very bored at 4 AM.

:surprised: If a picture is worth 1000 words, how much is an animated GIF worth? 'kelsie iz a contact lense' WTF IS A 'LENSE' :freak:

Bye Eddie :lips: Soulja Boy.

LOL WUT THE FUCK

'fuck me' No. Well it hurts my eyes. :rolleyes:

'kiss me thru the phone you can be my wifie' SOULJA BOY :inquisitive:

ALEXA YOU ARE TOO FUCKING AWESOME FOR WORDS bye rudyohead :(

I like.

'flva flav has issuessss' did you fuck your keyboard and lose half the keys?

:mudkip: Your choice tonight :lips:

'if you dont haz sperms you can use tadpoles' ...

I lol'd. Cool.

Oh :surprised: but where are we going? Well you can't tell because this fucking moron misspelled it.

'kels looks like jayz' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lips:

'alexa is sexy' It's true.

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO POSTED THIS ONE

'why don't you want to ding-dong my knock knock shoop da whoooop' Because you don't love me the way you used to and we have grown apart.

'kelsie is a bathroom mop' :wink3: