TechnicolorGreenEyes

Are you doubting my prowess? :O You're in for a big surprise when you get here then ;) (I don't really consider it talking to myself because there isn't much dialog, since as I know what I am thinking, I just see things in a way and think about how it is amusing in a certain context and laugh, it's basically how I would make a joke normally, but only to myself, kinda sad)

It means "Stallion" in Polish, pretty much the only Polish word I know, the girls kept screaming it (in an orgasmic way not an "OH MY GOD HE IS GOING TO KILL ME" way) at me when I was naked though. (Yeah I always wonder if other people live in their heads as much as I do, or if I am just weird, I make myself laugh and stuff though, maybe I am weird)

Creepy thread is creepy.

Sausage Willi? Haha! Yes that's the right idea though, maybe even have internationally themed ones, I am "Ogier" in Poland for example. (I wouldn't trade my over thinking head for anything else though, I pretty much live in my head a lot of the time.)

I simply mean aliases! Nothing scary. (I wouldn't say confused, maybe you just overthink things like me, so have lots of them floating around at the same time...or maybe that IS confused...)

Man I get this so much, or did until the changed it, on the Arctic Monkeys forum I joined in 2005, my god I cringe at the posts from back then

We need cool Lesbian sexing names for our tour (Rolle is pretty funny and Lina has a great sense of humour. hahaha yeah, I was thinking "This isn't a dating site, is it?")

Oh it'll be mindblowing (Yeah I'm really dry in real life, I love my sense of humour. Oh you see, I disagree there, when people don't understand you are being sarcastic, I think it makes it even more funny. (An off the record comment here, you wouldn't be standing out from the other mods/admin if you were egotistical ;) ))

OMG YOU LIKE TOTALLY WANT TO BONE YOUR DAD SIIIIIICK

It's better for men!

Well I'm sure I'd take the attention away from the other lesbian, but you would still be into it for that kind of experience, I am sure. (Yeah but to be honest, the people I am like that with, I don't really care if they like me or not, so it doesn't bother me, I like to think my sarcasm is greater than just swearing at people though :lol:. Yeah that's what I mean! I don't just "attack" people for no reason, you've done nothing to annoy me so I have no reason to, although you are being an egotistical bitch)

Since I'm English and not a hipster, no I did not. It might have been Zara, I dunno I shop around. Mr.Nick, that's a bit of a ludicrous price tag! I'm a big fan of purple though.

Yeah man, between us we can "have" the entire lesbian population of Europe! We should team up after you get your A* and do it, maybe even together, in a mix-match of sexual preference I'm kind of intrigued about what the something special would be though :O (Haha yeah, honestly people have the total wrong idea about me, basically the only reason people don't like me is because if they are annoying/stupid at me, I can't help but react, that and they don't seem to understand sarcasm! Lucky for you, we are both fluent speakers. I'm glad you've changed your mind anyway, like I keep saying, I actually am a nice person haha.)

With yo fist?

I've crossed the Atlantic and most of the major European ones, luckily for you though, not Germany ;) Hot and tasty is my kind of sausage! Ok you've sold me, but I will be grading you, if it's not at least a B, you will have to redeem yourself in other ways (To be honest, this is the most fun conversation I've had on this forum since I first had one with Briggins)

I had an awesome outfit on the other day Purple cardigan White pinstripe shirt Black skinny tie Black Jeans White shoes It was pretty sexy.

Well that is a massive assumption, I not only transcend sexuality, but international borders too! I'd prefer something like a collection of Bratwurst amongst other German sausages, because they are phallic. But that is a lot to pay for some sausage...and it would basically be prostitution :lol:

I played the UFC video game and I proclaimed it was the "most homo-erotic game I have ever played in my life" to which my friend went "What!? It's amazing!"

Isn't this just if you are "neglected" by your father? So you want to fill the gap left by him

Haha no I meant, what would I gain out of the experience, so that I would be willing to pay for you to come over, since you know...it happens to me all the time Plus, if it's a case of a bet where if I fail you get free shopping, then you could jsut fake it Seems Lose:Lose to me

What's in it for me?

Lets meet up and it'll work, I promise Jay, it's more the size of something else ;) Innuendo is fun.

That would be if it was just experimentation, which as we devised earlier, it most certainly is not, thanks to the phenomenal numbers of cases. It's merely a case of like I said earlier, me transcending sexuality and appealing to all.

*googles* Exactly!

Well they all said it was only me that released their heterosexual urges, no other man does it for them.