TheNextChris

Remind me not to watch porn.

I felt that way when I couldn't find a concert. As for chris being married, you don't have to elminate gwyneth. You could give her to me, and I could keep her, or give her to my friend as a gift. :P ANd I don't know who ron jeremy is ( I don't watch porn ).

I know it's a bad reason for a bad connotation. It's me being weird ( and 14) . I don't hate anything about coldplay. I have a lot of weird reasons for stuff ( especially talking in "gooder" english" ) . :P. As far as me not liking their music though, I think x&y slightly overuses the synthesizer. I couldn't call lost+ my favorite song ( Im not a rap person ) . BTW, what is a pornstache?

Is there anything you hate, or dislike about anything about coldplay? I think Viva La Vida is a good song, and a good title, but I have a negative connotation. I know this girl that I almost hate named Vita, that's what I dislike. I also remember saying I hated coldplay when I was about 9, because I thought coldplay was annoying. I think I've also said I hate the beatles at one point, too. I didn't know what I was saying.

I have two man-crushes, one on chris and one on barack obama (I need to kill steve kroft), but I don't want to talk about politics. I kinda have another one on Conan O'Brien. I think a man crush really means you idolize someone, and wish you were him. But really, I have a lot of cometetition with chris' boyfriend (Jonny).

I hope they make a live CD/DVD like live 2003 for VLV tour.

Whenever you see a shirt that has stripes around sleeves you think it is VLV When you start using a british accent When in science, the male chromosomes, X&Y When you're in church and the woman in front of you who is taking communion has a jacket and you notice how the design looks like x&Y.(It actually happened) Actually, coldplay seems to haunt me in bursts. Next thing I know, I'll get home from school and chris is sitting on my couch and eating chips. :P

Errrrr... Am I the only stalker fanboy? I have a man-crush on chris, but I'm straight. I know, I have competition with Jonny.

He sounds like the 4 year old version of me. That's how I chose my username.

You should paint Viva La Vida over it. That would be horrible to do, but kinda funny. I would have gotten a shirt with the cover of the album, but I think I would get in trouble at school because they would think the lady on it was innaproriate.

I like satriani (people will kill me in my sleep for saying that), but not as much as coldplay. My friend became a coldplay fan because of me telling him about this suit. I think satriani just wanted attention, even though he is already famous. He is like boy george. Not a good person, but good music. My theory is that he stole chris' magic powers, travled to '08, then stole VLV, to then get attention.

I thought that about CHris when I first saw him. If Hugh is old Chris , can I be young Chris?

My friend and I came up with it in school one day. I turned that friend on to coldplay, even though he is a big Satriani fan. I don't want to get into that fiasco though.

Chris making sexy faces actually makes sense.

I call this the "Martin Clause" (yes, like the Santa Clause movies) Dan sits down at coldplay concert. DAN: Is this your first concert GWYNETH: No, it isn't DAN: I just met them at the artist entrance. All of them seemed nice. Which one is your favourite? GWYNETH: Chris DAN: Have you ever met him? GWYNETH: Oh yeah DAN: He and his wife seem like the only trustable celebrities. I don't consider Guy, Will and Jonny celebrities, though. GWYNETH: Why don't you consider my husbands co workers famous? DAN: WAIT! YOU'RE GWYNETH PALTROW! GWYNETH: Uh. Yeah. DAN: Oh. Uh, sorry. CONCERT CONTINUES CHRIS: Just because I'm loosing *THUD!* *FALLS OFF STAGE* *PASSES OUT* DAN: Uh oh, What happened to Chris!?! Oh well. HEY! I SHOULD WEAR HIS JACKET! Guy, you designed it, is there any thing I should worry about? GUY: WAIT! THAT JACKET HAS MAGICAL POWERS! DAN: Too late. *PUTS ON JACKET* Whoah! This is weird! *GROWS TO 6' 1.5"* *GROWS CHRIS-FRO* Whoah! I have a British accent! THis is strange. What happened Guy? GUY: I told you. That jacket is magical DAN: Oh well. Let's finish this concert. THE NEXT DAY IN THE HOSPITAL DAN: Guy, I'm still Chris. GUY: Well, it works like whoever puts on the jacket is him until he is conscient. DAN: Oh. I see. Has it ever happened to Will or Jonny? GUY: Yeah. Okay, now we have to visit Chris CHRIS: Uhhhh. Oh. Hi Guy. Hi Will. Hi Jonny. Hi Me. WAIT!, I'm talking to me. DAN: AHHH! I'm shrinking. I am some fan again! Oh well. GUY: He decided to wear your jacket and that thing happened. CHRIS: Where do you get your fabric, Guy?

I originally saw that painting in a book 3 years before Viva La Vida came out. Just a thought.

I should worship the guards or something, or invent a disease that involves my brain exploding in 5 weeks, and tell them it has been my life long dream to meet coldplay (even though they formed when I was little, and I have only been a fan for a few months). If I told any of the members that story I made up, they would either get mad at me, or just laugh.

I had one when Chris was at my house. He was pointing at a map and saying "I live in New York. It's the coolest town." It dosen't make any sence, I know. :P. I had one a few days ago where I kept forgeting to go to the concert this june, and panicking. It started with me sitting next to the stage. No one was on it besides Chris. I tried to get his attention, but he ignored me, probably didn't even notice. Then a roadie came out on the side of the stage. I gave him a garbage bag for coldplay to sign. Instead, he gave me a giant yellow vinyl bag from trader joe's in england. He got mad at my sister for not know they had trader joe's in england. I also had one when they were doing a show in my church's library, which is just 1 room. THey came out of a tent, and the weirdest thing was that Will had hair. I had a different one when I saw a picture of chris online from the '80s. He looked like he does now. When I woke up, I realized he was a kid in the '80s. I also had one when my mom kept asking me if there was someone in coldplay named Guy Berryman. I have weird dreams. It's what happens when you barely get any sleep. In real life, I told my mom about the video of Chris and Borat, and she said "wait, was that a dream?"

My plan. 1. Find the artist entrance 2. Hold up some sign 3. Suck Up 4. Pray 5. Wait Is that how to do it?

I wouldn't have started listening to coldplay without my mom. I heard Viva La Vida on the radio a few times in summer, and have loved the song since august.

Hey. My real name is Dan. This is my first post.