Everything posted by Heiner
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Ok, that really helped, thank you.:nice: The lyrics chosen for the pinky one are a bit awkward on a tee, aren't they?! It's hard to shop for women, ha. And yes, it's for christmas.
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
or maybe this?!? http://www.waste.uk.com/Store/waste-radiohead-dii-31-10033-days+in+rainbows.html
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Yes, oh yes.:sick: Cool, I'm gonna ask you something random then... Which is: which shirt should I get for me gal? http://www.waste.uk.com/Store/waste-radiohead-dii-31-10039-matter++cap+sleeve+in+rainbows.html Or this, which is a little dress, apparently: http://www.waste.uk.com/Store/waste-radiohead-dii-37-10070-dirty+mind+dress+daehoidar.html ???
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
No, not IN them! Well, anyway....:nice: How is your business doing?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Got me Lümmeltüten yet, Gitta?:sneaky:
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Please read this
Hahaha, wonderful! I almost sprayed my screen with the coffee I'm having right now.
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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk
:curtain: http://myanimalhome.net/
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Happy Birthday Enrico! :lips:
Happy birthday, stranger! :)
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Sucking on my titties
Quite impressive.
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Rate the latest movie you've seen
The remains of the day. 9/10
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Pizza!
Lucca, ma certo! I've been there quite a lot. Lovely old town, it's not that far from MonteCatini, which is a bit crowded with what my cousin calls 'ballerine' from Russia. They are hookers, I guess, oh well, lap- dancers, maybe. Do you know the gelateria Desiderio? :wacky: O my god, the best ice- cream on this planet! How comes you live in the US now?
- Do you have the Giggles?
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Do you have the Giggles?
I used to have the munchies and rather hysterical giggles, when I smoked grass. I gave it up. :D
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Pizza!
Aaah, where in Tuscany? My family lives in Monte Catini. And my name is Heiner, which is a short version of Heinrich. :) My uncle is a bit weird, I have to say. But he is a hero in la cucina!
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Pizza!
Are you sure, you dare asking me, if I'm still fat and unhappy? Btw, I've seen your posts before, why do you always use that particular smiley?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Audio- problems solved, Miss Rensolo? :wideeyed:
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Pizza!
I have family in tuscany. :nice: My uncle Lamberto forced me to eat far too much much by pinching my cheek and yelling: Mangia, Enricone, mangia!!!!!!!! And I felt obliged to surrender, you can't mess with your zio, right? :disappointed: I came home really fat and unhappy. :lol: But he taught our family how to cook properly, that made up for the stuffing.
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I gotta go now. But I'll check again later! :) edit: Oh, there you are. Thanks for your services, that's very lovely! :nice::blush:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I love your shop! :dance: But the boxes cannot be inside :bigcry: I really wouldn't want to cause too much pain, you know. Not with her. :disappointed: If you could fix that, I'd gladly order 100 of' em! :wideeyed:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I'd like one which is 100% transparent. :P:blush: And it should play Reckoner by Radiohead, can we get little sound- boxes, so we actually will be able to hear it? I wish......
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
But furry ones will cause too much internal trouble for mah lady! She's not into s/m. :disappointed: I need furry- free condoms, I just can't hurt her......................... ......that much. :blush: And I think you guys are hilarious, not weird. :hug:
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Pizza!
Selfmade dough, tomato- sauce, fresh halved cherry- tomatoes, all sorts of mediterranean herbs, capers and heaps of mozzarella. freshly ground pepper, coarse sea- salt and some additional drops of olive oil. :nice:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Any Sonderangebote today?