Strawberry Rain

Chris: And then she was all like, 'Wow, I didn't expect it to be so big!' and I was like 'hehe, thanks!" so then she bla bla bla bla Will: *sigh* Just focus on the the girl in the window, Will. Chris: Does this backpack and childish expression make me look cute? :wacky: Will: *through clenched teeth* No, it makes you look like a fucking idiot. Chris: *spots hot girl in crowd* Hey, you with the huge chest! *hiccup* Want a huge hotdog with mustard backstage after this little number?! *hiccup* Jonny: Just act like you don't know him just act like you don't know him... Will: Chris! STOP! You're embarrassing us! Guy: *hiccup* I should be the only one here allowed to *hiccup* perform while dru- *passes out* Jonny: So, Chris, can you explain why you crawled into my bed and stroked me last night?! Will: Why here? Why now!? :facepalm: Chris: Well... :rolleyes: :awesome: Chris: Is that... cake? :mellow: :wideeyed: Jonny and Will: Please, give us some shelter. The lack of food's starting to get to Chris' head. Chris: Errr... Merry Christmas! Will: Whoever thought that making me dress up as a snowman will pay... :evil:

These.

I LOL'd so hard. Anyhoo, this idea is so creepy it's freaking awesome! I love it!! Good work, everyone! :clap: :thumbsup:

The people in my mind are very upset with you! :whip:

Will.

Granted, but he breaks up with you after an hour. I wish my neighbor was not self-centered, stupid, and that she stopped treating me like I'm her assistant.

Yes, why?

This thread is so entertaining! Also, Shane, if people who post a lot have no life, what about Crests? :escaping:

In my mind, yes. I have a whole country and a lost civilization of mermaids in there. I also had an affair with my neighbor there, and there's this really good place that serves kebabs. Does that count?

I wish that you took me seriously.

Threads like these are so entertaining.

X&Y

I want more LOLs. :whip: :wacky:

Well, I'm back. The story's in a new font now.

Ood-gay afternoon-ay adies-lay! :awesome:

:awesome:

Gah! I just read In a Seperate Sky! It's so sad! :bigcry:

Muahaha, you're all scarred for life. :charming:

Chris: WHEEE!! Man in Hat: WTF? "Why is there a camera sticking out of that bush?" Drunk Man: You abs... they're *hiccup* made of *hiccup* steel... Chris: Just nonchalantly look to the side, Chris... "My relationship with Jonny? Um... hey, that's a nice shirt you got there! Yes, you! First row!" "So you don't know where you're going but you- Whoa, is that a slice of cake!?" "Ohhh... Jonny Boy! More! MORE!" "Jonny! Don't stopppp!" "Yes Jonny, YESSS!" Chris: (to microphone) *smooch* Mmm... you like that? *smooch smooch* "Hey, you seem familiar... wait... YOU STOLE MY CAKE! :angry:" "YESSS!! I FINALLY GOT LAID BY JONNY! ER, I MEAN, I FINALLY GOT PAID BY MY MOMMY!" "Maybe we'll get less flak if I do cool stuff on my chair..." "Let's see GUY pull of these shades!" "SHH! I'm hiding!" "Dear Mom, Well, camp's getting better. Jonny's back, and this time he's definitely going to avoid gherkin! Some of the girls actually think I'm cute! But Guy keeps stealing the girls from me! I have something special planned for Jonny tonight... Love, Chrissy" "Jonny loved to experiment with Chris during concerts." "See any cavities?" "OW! WILL! Was that really necessary?" "Um, why are you laughing? I feel a breeze..." "Is that cake I see?"

CAKE! :wacky:

Pinatubo? What's that? I don't think Coldplay has a song called Pinatubo...

:facepalm:

Why hello there. :charming:

:wreck:

Nickleback!? :wreck: