Strawberry Rain

Bah, I never liked Gwyneth. She's a dull bitch, and she's nothing like Chris. If Coldplay breaks up because of her I'm getting out the poisonous banana bread.

Sorry I haven't been on in a while, school started. D: A new chapter of Tell Me Your Secrets will be up soon. But first I must read.

I was a lurker before I joined. :sneaky:

You need to finish that Animal Crossing one. :P The one you wrote wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back then, in the olden days.

:stunned: LoverinJapan, I loved the new chapters! :D

In Confusion Confidence- CHRIS! :bigcry: I don't wanna write another chapter! *pouts*

Bye everyone. :bigcry: I should probably hit the sack soon. I start school on Tuesday. :cry:

Brooke, that is the most epic idea ever. I just read your latest chapter. Dianna! Yesss! :D Is Dianna really a redhead? With hazel eyes? Lucky her. I just have brown hair and brown eyes. But I still love my eyes. :D I love Chris in the story! He's so cool he can burn a building just by making prepackaged food. :heart:

I'm Raz, pronounced Roz. :pleased: And you're just in time forrrr PICTURE CAPTIONING TIME WITH RAZ! *Chris Martin Edition* :D SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! Name: Chris Sex: Male Age: 32 "Hey sugar! Are you Lady Gaga, 'cause I wouldn't mind you taking a ride on my disco stick." For some reason, I love captions that spoof dating service ads. Oh, and CHEESY PICK UP LINES FTW. "Oh my God, she said WHAT?" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this is picture of the band's first camping trip together. I had a rash at the time, and let's just say it spread." "OMG, that shade is sooo you!" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my first job. I was a model." Okay, I just posted this and the previous pic 'cause they're sexy. "Dear Mom, Camp still sucks. The girls kept making fun of my severe crotch itch, the hikes are long and torturous, and I got a poison ivy rash on my thighs and chest while making love with Jonny in a meadow. Really want to come home. Love, Chrissy" "Lacking a prom date, Chris had to improvise during the slow dance." "What do you think of my new manicure? The cuticles FINALLY got cut back, and these French tips are gorgeous!" Chris showing photo album to kids: "And this was my headshot when I was auditioning to Wolverine." "After seeing 2girls1cup and the Joe Jonas Single Ladies dance side-by-side, poor Chris was speechless."

Write a story where they meet the people on this thread. :dance:

Thanks. Captioning and writing are what I do best. :D

ITTTT'S PICTURE CAPTIONING TIME WITH RAZ! *CHRIS MARTIN EDITION* :D "Oh my God, that dress is hideous!"

Just read the latest chapter of Starting Over, loved it! Chris is a prostitute??

It's on the other fanfic thread. :) This is just discussion.

That's nothing. I recreated his whole house, made a life sized doll of Chris, and I sleep with him every night. :P /wishfulthinking

You forgot Chris's chocolate storage room.

In this, Chris is all like, "Now wait just a minute there!

I was kidding, but yay! :dance:

No, you need more sex. :dozey:

I'm such a pervert. "Um, one second dearie!"

Yay! Sex! :D "The entire audience consisted of four very drunk sailors, two elderly women, and three young women that might have been hookers. Or they might have been cross-dressers. Or they might have been cross-dressers who were hookers." I love you, Dianna! XD

*hugs blue_girl*

:blush: I feel so loved!

I need a hug. :disappointed:

Oh, just read Daylight! Can't wait for the next chapter! Now I owe you people a chapter of Tell Me Your Secrets.