Strawberry Rain

Hmm... I don't really know anyone here that well yet.

The Glass- Woahhhhh.... trippy.... Ha, I can imagine everyone's expression. It's obviously this: :mellow:

Cupid is hot. :sweatdrop:

Well, I guess I have to write something for you ladies (And Simon)...

I LOVE THAT PIC! :drunk:

Glass- :stunned: I love Guilt! It's kind of sad. T.T

Okay ladies, sorry I haven't been on lately. Anyhoo, it'ssssss PICTURE CAPTIONING TIME WITH RAZ! *Chris Martin Edition* :D "Hehehe... George shall pay for shoving me down that toilet!" Ahh, high school. So many good memories. :') (Chris and his kids are looking at an old photo album) Apple: What's this picture, Daddy? Chris: Well, Apple... that was my first kiss. Apple: ... "Oh! JONNY BOYYY! JONNY... Don't... STOP!!" Little did the others know, Chris was not pondering. He was simply staring at Guy's adorable ass. "Damn... they wrote the lyrics in tiny words again!" Precaptioned pics FTW. "Green eyes... you're the one that I... HOLY CRAP! That was trippy..." "Well, er, it's nice that you wanted to come and write an article about us, but as you can see, I am not wearing any pants." "Errr... I don't think that removing your blouse would help my pantsless-ness..." Thanks for reading! See you... later and stuff. :D

That's what people usually do when I tell them a bad joke.

My brothers in pain. :D Oh, and cats. Oh, and hearing Coldplay in random places. But mostly my brothers in pain.

1. Chris 2. Will 3. Jonny 4. Guy 5. The puppets (they rock but they look odd) 6. Phil Harvey (Happy birthday though. :P)

I love that skit. :D I also like the one that's a parody of Speed of Sound. Meh, madTV's okay. I'm glad you people don't hate it. I hate it when people on here just hate people/songs/shows JUST because they make fun of Coldplay. I'm fine with jokes, but I get really pissed when it's pure hate.

You people write so much. I don't wanna finish Tell Me Your Secrets, but I'm slightly compelled to at the same time. O.o;

Who is this Bored person you wish to fuck?

They're on back order. :disappointed:

Meh, I'm fine with slash, but sometimes when there's too much I feel like that straight fics don't even exist.

Yet again, I agree with Kyra.

I'm not even leaving when I die. I've heard hell has great wi-fi.

Oh noes! Jonny's pornstache... it's back!! :wreck: In this Jonny's all like, "WTF are you looking at!? RESPECT the mustache, bitch!" and Chris is all like: "Calm the hell down, man! I'm not dissing your pornstache!"

That won't happen, Chris is too damn nice. :disappointed:

OOoh, love the new chapters. This is one of the few threads where I don't sound stupid.

I love you. :wacky: I need to do another captioning session. :D

I agree with Prospekt. I'm not a fan of Gwyneth, so I would love that.

I know. It makes my soul cry in immense pain, and my ears are each a waterfall of blood. Wow. That was graphic. O.O

I saw it. I'm scarred for life now. Thanks. :shifty:

I agree with Kyra.