Hahna

It's got Heath Ledger in it, so of course it's nonlame!!:wacky:

Time for a hat party! :hat::hat::hat: :hat::hat::hat: :hat::hat::hat: :hat::hat::hat: :hat::hat::hat: :hat2::hat2::hat2: :hat2::hat2::hat2: :hat2::hat2::hat2: :hat2::hat2::hat2: :hat2::hat2::hat2:

It's sooo hot I'm basically crying. This sucks:sad:

Yes, I keep it handy at all times:wacky: What's the time?

This is the eighth time I've watched this episode in a row, almost ninth:uhoh::wacky:

I haven't moved from the computer in three hours:uhoh:

Wait...is eating meat bad? Because I had sausages for dinner:uhoh::uhoh::uhoh: HATS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!! :mad::mad::mad:

My evil plan to get Jonas back..... THE POWER OF DUCKSAUCE!! (yes, I did press the f instead of the d at first:lol:) OH, MASTER DUCKSAUCE, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE US OUR DEAR JONAS BACK?

...Did we scare everyone away?:uhoh:

What's wrong with the lovely Dame Edna?:gorgeous: I feel bad now... I'll make Jonas come back. Somehow... *devises evil plan* Excellent...:evil: I feel smrat and edumacated now! :idea2:

Did I even work it out right? I suck at maths:sad:

HATS! HATS! HATS! :hat::hat::hat: DON'T ASK FOR JONAS WITH YOUR HAT; HE'S NOT AVAILIBLE RIGHT NOW. :hat::hat::hat: We do, however, have the fantabulous... ...Dame Edna Everege!!:gorgeous:

Shopping channels are good...and they seem to be the only shows on at 2.26 am. Actually, I'm watching House right now...

*creepy telemarketer answers tomorrow* I did not kill Jonas. Don't ask any more questions, and we will not harm you. How many hats? 200? 200? Yes? Okay, 600 it is. And that would be... *gets up calculator on the computer* *discovers dodgy calculator doesn't even have multiplication on it* *works it out, incorrectly* ...around $3600. Now, with your discount, it works out to be $3623 Thank you, come again:wacky: Hey, Paul, I made my first sale:wacky: And I didn't have to kill anyone to do it:smug:

$5.99! $5.99! 1300 DODGY! CALL TODAY!

Only if we can wear hats to the wedding. :hat::hat::hat: And if we can name the kids Hats R. Cheapat Daylight and Hats Lookgoodin Daylight. :hat::hat::hat: :mad::mad::mad: And if my friend Unsalted Salt Shaker from the institution can come and sell hats to the guests. :hat::hat::hat:

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :freak::freak::freak: You're soooooooooooooo lucky!!!! *considers leaving home and moving to America so she can watch the new House* *realises it costs money to fly on aeroplanes* *realises she only has like $25* *wonders if $25 is enough to cover the cost of flying to America* :wacky::wacky::wacky: I'm watching Wilson's Heart for the seventh time now:wacky::freak:

Okay, this salesperson is REALLY getting on my nerves:angry:

What's that? Everyone's favourite singer Jonas Bjerre is sporting one of our famously cheap hats?!:freak: Interviewer: Now, Jonas, what do you think about these hats. Jonas: Huh?:confused: Interviewer: These RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP hats, one of which you are wearing right now. What do you think about them? Would you recommend them to your fellow bandmates? Jonas: Hats? I'm supposed to be in Wackyland:wacky: Interviewer: :uhoh:...You are in Wackyland...:uhoh: Jonas: No, I'm not. If I remember correctly, Wackyland looked like- *man walks in and hits Jonas over the head* Interviewer::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh: Well, we've come to the end of our interview with Jonas Bjerre. And, remember: HATS! HATS! HATS! :hat::hat::hat: :mad::mad::mad: CALL TODAY! 1300 DODGY! 1300 DODGY! :hat::hat::hat: WE'RE NOT DODGY, AND WE DIDN'T KILL JONAS BJERRE! 1300 DODGY! :mad::mad::mad: 1300 DODGY! FIRST CALLER IN THE NEXT 18 MINUTES GETS A SURPRISE GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE*! *must first pay a small fee of $390 fortnightly for the duration of a year

What's up with this crazy hat salesman? Their advertising is shameless:facepalm::P

Cheer up, people!:hug: Go ahead, buy yourself a hat to make you happy. :hat::hat::hat: ONLY $5.99! :hat::hat::hat: BUY TODAY! 1300 DODGY! CALL TODAY TO RECEIVE A WHOPPING 2.1453% DISCOUNT OFF THESE AREADY CRAZY PRICES!!!!!!!!!!! :wacky::wacky::wacky: :hat::hat::hat: BUY OR I'LL GET SENT TO A PSYCH WARD (THAT'S RIGHT - I'M BLACKMAILING YOU!) :mad::mad::mad: HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hat::hat::hat:

I'm so psyched now!!! :wacky::wacky::wacky: I'm watching Wilson's Heart for the fifth time in a row now:P Just to get me in the House mood:D:lol: I. CAN'T. WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bomb: :wacky::wacky::wacky:

*interupts conversation* :hat::hat::hat: HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! HATS ONLY $5.99! :hat::hat::hat: BUY TODAY. SIMPLY CALL 1300 DODGY! THAT'S RIGHT 1300 DODGY! WE'RE SO DODGY THAT THE DODGY DONUT SELLER WHO PUTS EXTRA DODGYNESS IN HIS RECIPE RECOMMENDS US! 1300 DODGY! CALL RIGHT NOW AND GET A 5% DISCOUNT. THAT'S RIGHT 5% DISCOUNT! :hat::hat::hat: HATS! HATS! HATS! The shopping channel is amusing:P And irritating:lol: