Endoplasmic Reticulum

The size of sigs on this forum make me look like an atom!

Don't celebrate with them then...it's not like you are contractually obliged. I like and dislike Christmas at the same time.

I forgot to mention my best friend, he's just behind me there. Nucleus would kill me if he knew I forgot him.

That's me and my boyfriend in my avatar.

Pretty sure that was French ;) and I doubt the accuracy of that story anyway. also mc_squared, yes a person called Watto posted and I agreed with him, what is confusing?

I suppose we'd all be speaking German too? Don't be ridiculous. I love the nazi uniforms, flags etc They really is beautiful to look at and Watto pretty much got it spot on, he was a brilliant public speaker. But I guess that means I hate jews.

I don't have any faith that it will though. Friends works so well because it's so easy to watch, there's not much you can dislike about it, but nothing much really happens...it's not suited to being a movie, at all. It will all seem incredibly forced and cringey.

I just read a very appropriate mini-article by Charlie Brooker: "Don't get me wrong. I am not disputing whether these Anti-Pie, Pro-Skipping campaigns have the potential to save lives. I'm sure they do. But come on - are human lives really worth saving in the first place? I mean really? Take a look around: there's far too many of us, and we're not much to write home about. We spend more time picking our noses and wondering what famous peoples' kitchens look like than we spend doing anything worthwhile or interesting The average citizen is a cretin in sore need of a good hard culling. If we can slowly reduce our numbers by gently guzzling snacks till our hearts burst - thereby saving the government the hassle of herding us into a stadium and blowing our heads off, one by one - that's a good thing isn't it? Well? Besides, all these health promotions really do is make you neurotic and miserable, thereby ruining what's left of your lifespan anyway. What would you rather do - spend every waking moment joylessly assessing your diet, and live to be a wizened 500-year-old mantis? Or die fat, young and merry, with caramel smeared around your mouth? It's time they launched a campaign actively encouraging the population to gorge its way to an early grave. We need gigantic billboards with big colour slogans like "tuck in and get it over with!" or, "Hey, bollocks to everything, right? Enjoy!" Actually, sod the billboards. Let's just erect shelves all over the place. Shelves heaving with pork pies and marshmallows and chocolate biscuits and piping-hot ready meals. Cut out the middle man and pass them out for free. The streets'll be full of cheery, wobbly, blobby people, munching their way to oblivion. It'll be one big life-affirming, population-reducing party! Come to think of it, let's hand out wine, cocaine and heroin as well! And handguns! Free loaded handguns, on a shelf, on every street corner! Life would become markedly more dangerous, sure - but imagine the buzz you'd get from simply making it home alive (and besides your chances of survival would be higher than you think: there'd be loads of fatsos puffing about between you and the bullets They should do that. Our quality of life would improve."

I love the idea of him having a shave, getting a hair cut, putting on a hat and glasses and nobody recognising him. But we all know Hitler had his head exploded by a group of rogue Jewish people, thanks Quentin :)

I don't see the point, it's just greedy people wanting to milk as much money as they can out of a franchise.

I would say the opposite, I love the show but I thought the books were poorly written and the plot for the 3rd one made me cringe (Astor and Cody get the "urge" which makes no sense at all after they spent so much time intricately showing why Dexter is the way he is, just for Astor and Cody randomly want to kill people). The two things I did like in the books is that they killed of LaGuerta (who I really dislike as a character, she's uninteresting and just annoying) and they are more up front about Dexter's awkwardness about sex, he seems less human than he is in the show. But other than that terrible, don't bother. Actually...thinking about it, I don't think any of the female characters in the show are good, I loved Rita at first, when she was all damaged, but now she's just an annoying, whiney bitch. Debs is hit and miss but she gets really annoying sometimes.

Yeah man that slack socialism is certainly like the strict, opressive routine in 1984.