Prince Myshkin

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: please don't edit this edit: awww you edited :(

it is odd that you find my comments ridiculous yet several people have called yours the same thing. looks like you're on your own. bye

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

i could have sworn you said you were leaving

because of your warped views on the iraq war good, bye

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens Rights Why can't women drive? Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice Why did God make women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw! How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? When the old one expects you to "do your share" What do you call a woman with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars!

lol: Nu va what caused the appearance of this devil thing google translator. Even impossible to talk in secret Lithuanian

neither do i but it is my choice not to have sympathy for him not the PM's if people do it's up to them

also, you go on about how you shouldn't offend people, then call me a retard. don't you see the hypocrisy? you retard

go away you are ruining the thread and giving fellow americans a bad name this is why unfortunately good americans (and there are plenty of them on this board) have the stigma of being labelled stupid by the rest of the world. it isn't fair on your fellow american posters that you would portray them in that light.

Aš tave užmušti kitą

why do you think she's gone quiet? i tracked her down :smug: there's been a guy who killed some people, including a police officer, and went on the run, just after being released from prison. anyway before he was released he told them not to because he would hurt someone. they did anyway and now all this has happened. they were tracking him for a couple of days and eventually got him but he killed himself. some flowers have been laid where he died and the prime minister has said there should be no sympathy shown to him at all and it is unacceptable. now i have no sympathy for him (well, maybe an ounce because he told them not to release him) but i don't agree the PM should be coming out and telling people how to feel, especially when sympathy is something people have no control over. you either feel it or you don't. i don't think it is his position to tell people how to feel.

the prime minister is pissing me off :angry:

well maybe i am a serial killer but the picture of the dress on it's own won't help me achieve my goal - THE DEATH OF CAROL JADE :stunned:

:rolleyes: you never heard a funny racist joke before christopher martin? there are plenty that aren't funny, but there are some that are funny. usually the ones that involve a play on words. a play on words can make anything funny (if it is a good play on words of course). similar to things like irish jokes, or blonde/women jokes. nobody takes them serious because they are clearly stupid. but sometimes their stupidity can be funny. like some racist jokes. as long as it is clear you are joking and the person understands then there isn't a problem. i'm not going to bother though since you seem determined to assassinate my character at any given possibility and accuse me of being things i'm not.

nah, your av gets old fast and your sig was never funny i'm guessing humour was what you were after

i only wanna see her dress i'm not a serial killer :sneaky:

two blonds are walking in the woods. they come across a set of tracks. they start arguing "they're bunny tracks!" "no, they're moose tracks!" "no, fox tracks!" "no, deer tracks! the argument continues for another 20 minutes until they're hit by a train.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? cos it keeps Dublin its capital

WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Lusk --------------------------------- Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter

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guy goes into a hospital with a steering wheel down the front of his pants "that looks painful!" the doctor exclaims "i know, it's driving me nuts" the guy replies

guy walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing, except cling film. the doctor takes one look at him and says "i can clearly see your nuts"

donald rumsfeld, dick cheney and george w. bush are court martialed for 9/11 high crimes and dragged before a firing squad. donald rumsfeld is first placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "EARTHQUAKE!" the firing squad falls into a panic and rumsfeld jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion. dick cheney is the second one placed against the wall. the squad is reassembled and dick ponders what his old pal rummy has done. before the order to shoot is given, cheney yells, "TORNADO!" again the squad falls apart and cheney slips over the wall. the last to go, george w. bush, is placed against the wall. as the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grins his texas grin and yells, "FIRE!".

what did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead, i'll give these two a lift.