Prince Myshkin

i'm joking you silly sally

bye everybody! i'm gonna be off for about 40 minutes too need a shower and to clean the tiles in my bathroom mopping the wall :cool:

i didn't watch the clip. i just figured it was going to be the being sick part. but some fool but the beginning bit in too.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1F-op635Cc]YouTube- Team America[/ame]

i saw the appeal of children until i met you :p

yoyoyoyoy how are you? (tell grace to stop talking about sex)

1. braddock comes from the last name of the main character from the film The Graduate, played by dustin hoffman. i recommend you watch it if you haven't. 2. i think we have an artificial sugar of the same name to your festival :confused: 3. it's really annoying. i knew where everything on the old one was and i didn't have to scroll down much at all. everything was pretty much there. now i'm gonna have to scroll, meaning i'll just go to the places i know and nothing will ever catch my eye that i wouldn't normally be looking at because it will be scrolled past 4. jeez, you mentioned it. calm down 5. yeah chocolate is awesome. if i'm eating chocolate i have to have milk!

i don't own one myself but i get insured on my parents car a silver ford fiesta 2008

:laugh3::laugh3:

what's the most offensive joke you guys know? obviously the one i started with wasn't the most offensive one i know, but i figured we'd start off slow. i don't know if i could say mine on here. (dead baby jokes don't count because they've lost all meaning and are too predictable)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvtRClROoiY]YouTube- Micro Machines (NES)[/ame] like this but usually against better computer drivers so it's actually fun

or we could talk about the fact that gorillas have been observed playing tag, like humans :cool:

topics of conversation 1. how awesome braddock is 2. the cool festival you are going to 3. why the hell has bbc news changed it's webpage? it looks silly :( 4. sex 5. food

at this point i was going to post a picture of a seal being clubbed but i don't think i could

oh, and formula 1 games too and micromachines!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

ahh cool. i think it's better not to be too good at it because otherwise you start taking it too seriously and just stare at the screen with your tongue half out pressing buttons at a million miles an hour. my friend got beatles rock band, the drums were ace!

A thread for people to post jokes they have heard (no matter how offensive). Ok, I'll kick us off A seal walks into a club

i used to play gex 3d, abes odyssey and grand theft auto 1 :cool:

i used to play games when i was little and then i decided to get a console a few months ago, even though my last one was a playstation1. i got a ps3 since their equivalent of xbox live is free and i'm used to the controls already. i might be selling it soon though if i need the money :\

if you aren't going to admit to being a transexual sex fiend then there is no hope for you :lol: yeah, you're lucky i haven't started simply changing what you have said when i quote you :P

grace is a shemale :stunned:

it's clearly that i am the life and soul of the party :p i haven't done much. had a lazy day and just played a bit of cod and then came on here

yeah, but not in a depressed way. more in a content way. in my mind there is nothing to fear about death. the only people who have to suffer are the ones left behind, so the chances i'll ever get into a situation where there wouldn't be someone who loved me is very slim.