Prince Myshkin

We need to get this show back on the road.

Yeah.

Obviously the ones who refer to themselves as the cool kids.

Is it not weird moving between toilet and bidet with your pants around your ankles? Has anything funny ever happened in the transition?

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Thank you very much. I have learned something. I knew I made this thread for a reason.

That's how I call people out. Sometimes people don't appreciate how aggressive I'm being. They underestimate the situation.

Hahaha. Well Reilly asks this from the chatting rectangle: is it not gross putting your foot on a spot that people wash the shit out of their anus with? I also wanted to ask if it's used as well as toilet paper or on its own? And also, how often does the bidet get cleaned? And do you clean it with that bucket?

Well that's just thrown up more questions.

A pun that was relevant 12 years ago, or a pun a 12 year old would make? I'd be interested in a pun from 2001 regarding spiderwebs if you got one.

Buttler.

I've no idea of the etiquette. You should teach us. Textually of course. And you don't have to be graphic. Do you use it as well as toilet roll (I presume so), or instead of? And if as well as, like, do you use it every time? Or is it say something you use once every few days or every week to erm, keep on top of things? I hate asking these questions. I'm not really a toilet person. I don't go to the toilet.

Really, Nick?

Could I beckon somebody with it? That wouldn't be weird.

There'd be no excuse for missing the toilet.

You'll be all

Oh yeah, I've got new hair. And body.

Ok, Licko can watch, but none of the rest of you. Ok Licko; observe.

Push my knees into the back of your eyes.

I wanna climb inside your mind.

Excuse me, I'm on the bidet. There's a couch over there. I suggest you use that. Don't watch.

The Lounge needs a bidet.

Haha, someone's playing it cool and doesn't want to be too mainstream in their Floyd albums. You must be a proper fan ;)

By the way, Ouch, I do intend to give you a proper reply to your review of my tape. As in discussion of the individual tracks. I realise now I didn't even put a bloody link on my reply. Or at least I don't remember doing. I was just back from holiday and my head was all over the place.

Christ I remember watching a program where it was saying how intelligent David James was. He was talking about art and sounded like a bellend. But many intelligent people sound like bellends when talking about art so i guess it proved nothing.