Valleyboy

to the infinite. and beyond.

haha whoa, whoa, whoa calm down. let me explain a few things... Puberty boy gets horny... boy wants to learn about sex girls ignore boy boy has sexual needs boy isnt sick enough to fuck.. uh.. sheep pillows are always avaiable boys + pillow = happy ending My pillow broke up with me three years ago though. :cry: :embarrased:

you know, the mods shouldnt delete this thread. it has so much potential.

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hahaha aah, all this could've been posted on joe's sex thread (aka the most glorious thread ever) ... ahh, I miss that thread :cry: (eventhough only eric and I posted there. ha)

yea, but i dont have any special positions to fuck pillows. duh. haha

whoa!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD!!! I'm sure that you'll have a great day, full of joy and travis songs! :cool: And yea, Ren is totally right, the board isnt the same without your posts! You really, really should come back, man. If you dont... grr... i'll create 10 meaningless polls using caps! ha jk. but hey... COME BACK! but oh, back to the topic... :D :D HAVE A BRILLIANT BIRTHDAY, RICHARD! :D :D

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hahaha Oh no, you see, we just insert random names there. Like, my grandfather probably used the name of 1920's top model. Also, I dont think his.. uhh... lil friend's name was lil thom. hah But ah, I can assure you that we all used the left hand. that's like, a tradition.

Woo, interesting thread, I wonder what people have to say about that. Uhh... I think it would be kinda scary for us, guys, if random girls just started to try to pick us up, you know what i mean? Like, if a girl did that, probably everyone would call her a whore, and i dont think she'd like that. So i guess guys always have to make the first move. But it sucks when you waste hours of your life stalking a girl, trying to seduce her and then you find out that she has a boyfriend or that she doesnt want to go out with you. Pfft.

Coldplay - ATL hall, rio de janeiro, sept 4th 2003 cos.. it rocked... and cos... it's the only concert i've ever been to. :P

lmao Aah, i leave the boards for a few days and people make fun of me. that's so sad :/ nah jk. Oh yea, the full name of the position... Its is called: I-close-my-eyes-and-pretend-you're-avril-so-lil-thom-can-get-nine-times-harder-while-the-left-hand-rubs-your****and-my-tongue-plays-with-your-****-till-you****then-i-****-you-hard-till-lil-thom-***-in-your-****. phew. **** = censored cos i dont wanna get banned

:blush: haha Yay, score! I'll pack my things now so i can leave tomorrow, okay? I'll take the next plane to.. uh... this place.. where you live. ha, i noticed that i dunno where you're from. :embarrased: how embarrasing. Ah, its 03:10am here and I have bass lessons tomorrow, so I gotta go to bed now. :/ It was really nice to see ya online Josce. Take care, have a good night and sweet dreams. cheers :kiss:

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WHO THE HELL IS "HIM"? :huh: AND YES I AGREE W/YOU "SI" SOUNDS LIKE "Si" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! .........................THE ONLY Si' HERE ............. MISTER HICKSY!!!!!! :lol: ......NO, IT IS TRUE THO :D WHAT? :stunned: :huh: SIMON????? :huh: :stunned: I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM FOR SUCH A LONG TIME...... :thinking: HMMMMMMMMMMMM............. I HAVE NEVER SPEAK TO HIM!!!!! :stunned: BUT IT'S OKAY, I LIKE IT THIS WAY! :D I APPRECIATTE MY LIFE WAY TOO MUCH! :lol: + HE'S HICKSY!!!!!!!!! THE MASTER OF......... UH...... THE MOUNTAINS! :lol: :D THE MASTER OF MOUNTAINS? :lol: :lol: :lol: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DID HE SAID THAT HE WAS THE MASTER OF MOUNTAINS OR SOMETHING? :lol: :( :sneaky: YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................. HE TOLD ME A STORY ........... A STROTY LIKE NO OTHER...... .......... AND THIS WORLD WORL WORLD SWEET LOVE..... ....TEACH ME HOW TO SING...!!!1 .... WELL THAT'S SUPPOSINGLY GOOD :D I N T E R E S T I N G :stunned: YES!!! :lol: :D o m g t h i s i s really long. :D[/quote:0899ce0e18] B U T N O T A S M U C H A S NOW!!!! :smug: :D[/quote:0899ce0e18] W H Y A R E Y O U G I R L S C O P I N G M E ??? :P :lol: :P[/quote:0899ce0e18] C U Z W E L O V E Y O U :lol: :D :P[/quote:0899ce0e18] A W W W W W ............. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:[/quote:0899ce0e18] :lol: K I S S E S A R E F O R G I R L I E S ! ! ! ! :kiss: :kiss: :lol: :D :smug:[/quote:0899ce0e18] Man, I wonder how many times we can add quotes here. Here's my contribution.

hah ah, never! :kiss: I call it... :idea2: The-super-ultra-mumbo-jumbo-left-hand-touches-you-till-you-get-all-wet position The original name was longer, but I had to edit it cos it wasnt catchy enough. :/

gpasuyf everything's not lost clocks

haha I'm such a poser. I started to play the bass only cos i wanted to join a band. And i only wanted to join a band to have groupies. But yea, anyways, when i got my bass 2 years ago i fell in luv with it, started to take bass lessons and found out that it is the coolest instrument ever. And now if i dont practice at least 1 hour everyday i feel really bad. My bass is my best friend. :cool: :P hah And yea, its kinda weird that there are so many bassists around here. Its so hard to find bassists where i live.

Ah true. Strokes bass lines are easy, but they're so cool and.. hmm... intense. you know what i mean? I'm trying to learn all the strokes bass lines. I think i mastered 1/3 of their songs. The last one i learned was is this it. it sounds sooo nice.

haha hey there! And oh, Jo, I'm sorry that i didnt reply sooner!! :embarrased: hahaha hmm.. that's a good one. You see, Years ago my grandfather's grandfather came up with this really weird and intense position where you can make the girl feel 45 different kinds of pleasure. Its really complicated to describe it, and its more powerful than any kama sutra position. Only the male members of my family know that secret position. It would be a pleasure to show you how it works though :wink3: haha

I hate my family, they're so overprotective. It annoys the hell out of me. Last night i went to the mall with my friend, cos its the only place where we can find girls here. So yea, it was like, 10pm, and there was a lame band playing and the music was kinda loud, so i didnt hear my phone ringing. Two hours later I was talking to this random girl and i hear my phone ringing again. It was my mum searching for me. "Where the hell are you? Why didnt you answer the phone two hours ago? What are you up to? Are you smoking pot or something? Come home NOW!" And i said "No, i'm not coming home now, and no, i'm not doing drugs. Dont worry, i'll be back in a few hours" "If you dont come home NOW i'll call the cops and they're gunna get you out of the mall.. and i'm serious!" My friend heard all that and probably he will never go to the mall with me again. I lost a girl and I had to listen to my mum saying shit when i got home. GRRR I'm sick and tired of my family... If you're a hot girl, could you please adopt me?

Whoa whoa whoa, its Eric's birthday. :o Man, I wish i started this thread. (Stupid Ren) Bah, anyway... Dude, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Have a great one! So you're 16, eh? What a perfect age to stalk chicks like crazy! :D Holy crap, lucky you!! Come on, we want details! concert review, setlist, pics, whatever :cool: hahaha I was wondering what happened to you. Welcome back man :cool:

:o Whoa, what a crappy list. Its good to see coldplay there but... the other songs suck. (Except the bon jovi one) Meh, Even a drunk monkey could make a better list.

the strokes - the end has no end foo fighters - learn to fly oasis - who feels love? blur - She's so high interpol - obstacle 1

<center><font face="arial"> Which British Band Are You?</font></center> I'm.. muse. :stunned: !! how awesome is that? :cool: Answer: Totally awesome, Thom.