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Bros before hos. No apostrophes. ...retard-child :shifty:

Unless you're me. Well a nerd with that big a set of glasses is a turn-off tbh. :chef: Food fetish.

Every time? You need help.

:dead: <---- Necrophilia edit: :sleeping: This is a 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN during foreplay with her husband. :smartass:

naw sokay I was trying to be lyriczsy still :charming: get it? :awesome:

:love: is two gay people, obviously. Real men don't love.

BAAA BA BA-BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You would. You stinking woman.

Do you like, want me to hate you??

:o is trying to decide whether or not to give a blowjob then the guy takes out his dick and it's like OMG SHOCK AWE HORROR

Oooh. Good point. :huh2: is more like "WHERE DID IT GO?"

wat.

Lol wat. Illogical transition. Shame. :whip:

I think you mean your reaction is :speechless: Hmm, you think that falls under "rape"?

People get turned on by all sorts of visual things. :thinking: So what about you? Share your deep, innermost secrets. There's really one for every kind of fantasy here when you think about it. That blushy pubescent Japanese girl thing :embarrassed: Orgy :gossip: For those of us turned on by intelligence :thinking2: :book2: Celebrity crushes :elvis: Voyeurism :whatever: Those creepy nerds who are into sex bots :borg: Feces :toilet: Pedophilia :braces::bow: :kid: :baby: Racial attractions :karate::sultan::sombrero: :indianbrave::indianchief::egypt: Mudkips :mudkip: Costume/dress-up fantasy :policeman::joker::toff::mickey::fireman: :santa::santa2::elf: Barack Obama :ears: Bestiality :flutterby: Oral :whistle: Rape/S&M :lipsrsealed2: Feet :socks: And for the weirdest of you all, Coldplay-fetish :chris: :will::phil::guy::jonny::jbcm: --------------- Any further ideas from the rest of you?

:sad:

Aww, certainly. Wouldn't want to be a wet blanket. :hug:

What? I have a nickname??

Let's hope her heart's still beating. :shame:

Alexa, put the dick away and play nice. I don't think she meant any harm. :nice:

what if the war won and she's as dead as disco D:

He fucking better. Men know how to conduct themselves. Women need help, damn it.

Ya. Hay beautiful.

OH NO OH NO OH NO ALEXA!! HAVE YOU CHECKED ON HER RECENTLY? ARE YOU SURE SHE'S OKAY??? BECAUSE THE WAR MAY HAVE WON.

Oh fuck off. You're a decent person and you know it. :nice: