mycdplayerisbroke

ridiculous

amsterdam damn damn

ha

i thought you're like sixteen colleen

porn

the songs are sweet but the questions from the audience are ridiculous they yell and cheer after every sentence

sounds like you like clocks eh

sometimes my hands are just too cold you know?

racist

funny how a thread can change from jiz to tennis

the scientist

yeah she was talking to me too she must get around

went to a chiropractor/nutrionist for a youth group type thing he said i had bacteria in my blood (which explains the stomach cramps, i thought it was PMS) but my parents wont take me to the chiropractor/nutrionist because our insurance doesnt cover it bah

wasnt a big fan of las vegas kinky in paris i dont know why they didnt like CT it was funny when he decked that parisian after a club one nite and the guy didnt even flinch barely guts

yeah im just not into big booties and rather large hips its all in the face they dont even have to have big boobs just a face and are thin and the personality is there bam!

im addicted to porn though i need to stop that for religious purposes

its just interesting to see what people will do for 1 million dollars one guy lied that his grandmother was dead to win the immunity challenge haha did you see real world paris? mallory was a babe in that one eh?

seriously my friend said that if you wank off more than once a week then your erection will get smaller when you get older (30's) is this true?!

i hate to say it but im addicted to survivor my parents watched it one nite (african episodes) and so i thought i'd watch it with them the first few episodes are always crappy but they get alot better anyway im sick of all the bachelors and average joe type shows as well

true dat speaking of which remember that girl i was talking about? how i was worrying where i would take her cuz i didnt have a car? haha well i dropped her she was like "eric i ate so much ice cream last nite" im like you dont tell the boy you're trying to impress that kind of thing her butt got big as well ahh what are you gonna do

not a big fan of road rules real world is always good paris was the best battle of the sexes last year was so awesome though i didnt really like this one with the gauntlet

alright cool cuz the loads are getting smaller you know what im saying?

haha but seriously just dont turn anorexic julia ( so ugly ) anyway even in our foriegn language classes they dont tell us how spanish people eat there food get real

lmao who is wilco? yankee hotel foxtrot haha sounds '20ish

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