Jack Bauer

She also said there was a name.

Why are people taking this so seriously?! No matter how much you want it to happen this guy can't just go die in a hole. He played joke on us and now it's over with. I don't see why people don't just get over it. :\

Wow, i thought she marked down people who's she answered. I was just wondering cuz I haven't gotten any questions answered. I guess I should leave out the term "LP5" and I may get a bit more answered.

Yeah, and hours is a lot of effort. I'm just saying he did a good job on it because he got us all to believe it, didn't he? And before everybody says I didn't believe it for a second, I think everybody at least entertained the idea that it could be true. Maybe not, but that's just my opinion. :) Sorry if I outraged anybody for not wanting to chop this guy's head off.

Don't get too excited, it's just another coldplayer but they didn't go into a whole story on why they were real and worked at EMI. They simply posted: "LP5 will be released on October 5." http://http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77562&page=12

Well while everyone posts their hatred for Coldplayer1317 (which I think people need to get over), someone else is reporting that LP5 will be released October 5.

I don't think it's that big a deal.

Well I don't know if you saw me post this before but this was one of the most elaborate fake leaks I've ever witnessed and you clearly put a lot of thought and effort into this so well done. :) I'm just mad I was stupid enough to entertain the thought that you were for real.

So where did you come up with Mutagenic Xylobrytes?

October 10, September 12, August 20-30, I don't think anyone knows but you're reasoning is... :rolleyes:

Will the Oracle answer 2 questions from the same person? If you remember a while back when someone asked the Oracle if Famous Old Painters was still being considered for LP5? Well that was me, and I wonder if there's any point in submitting questions anymore. Thanks! :)

"Wait no, they're scrapping the whole album because I leaked it. They're starting completely over again. Everything I said was true because I'm the unofficial sixth member of Coldplay but now they dismembered me for doing this. They also completely reshot the video in a day because my description was spot on and they released it extra early. And i also got fired from my part-time job at Wal-mart, I-i mean EMI and so I was out of work for a little while but now I work from NME so I'll be able to get the same information to you tonight when I get home. Bye for now!" :)

damn

Where are you now?

Hahahahahaha :lol:

I can just see coldplay.com tomorrow: here's the video for the first single from our new album..is that asking for too much?

Alright dude, game over.

The Oracle said there was a name that stuck out from the beginning.

And one more thing, if you are lying to us, which I'm not saying you are you aren't, this is one of the most elaborate fake leaks I have ever witnessed and you clearly put a lot of thought and effort in to this so well done... if you are lying. :)

And the next single is Spanish Rain? Unlikely. :dozey:

Nope

Me 3, I think I'll just watch the videos on yt laterand keep up with whats going on on here. I don't know why I'm putting up with it right now, especially for this god awful song.

Ooohh

Where did you find this?

Doesn't it start in about an hour?