Raaj

The new Coldplay song is making the rounds, as you’ve no doubt seen by the frantically excited post on your mom’s Facebook or deafmute music blogs everywhere. And while everyone’s welcome to enjoy their own favorite flavor of color-by-numbers GoopRock, we’d feel that we’re neglecting you if we didn’t address the new depths of seminal gargling Coldplay has achieved this time. Coldplay are frequent targets of copyright claims, with song-theft accusations brought against them from Joe Satriani, Cat Stevens, Creaky Boards, and then once again with unknown songwriter Sammie Lee Smith. Hell, I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that those motherfuckers might have even stolen from me. The band have set themselves up for another round of out-of-court settlements with their latest single, My Teardrops Shimmer Like Jelly or whatever the hell it’s called. The simplistic nature of the song’s main chords suggest that they aren’t exactly difficult to stumble upon, but that doesn’t mean these crumpet gobblers should be excused for sounding like U2 on shitty ecstasy at a 1994 rave. The riff is pulled directly from a decade-old track by Mystic, entitled Ritmo De La Noche.

"new coldplay single" = will be on the NEW album

You know after the abysmal lyrics and the abysmal cover art I can’t say i didn’t see this train-wreck coming but hell this was even worse than i expected. Brian Eno signed off on this….smh

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MAYBE they haven't said anything because it's too obvious...:rolleyes:

No, this new song will be included (OF COURSE) on a remastered version of the first album.

BUT he's the producer and i think he has influenced A LOT their sound

don't be SO RUDE, baby boy. if i'm becoming insignificant let me tell you that you are not only an idiot, but even insignificant since the day of your birth. i've said "i doubt they know something about the NY graffiti scene", this is an insult ? NO. Now shut the fuck up.

i doubt they know something about NY graffiti :rolleyes:

it's clear that you don't have a clue about good music

you can't tell me what i have to do, SERIOUSLY. i've joined this forum because i like coldplay, and since they have 4 album i can say the fuck i want about the new song. if i HATE the new song it doesn't mean that i'm not a "fan" of coldplay. why don't you get a fucking life ?

:thinking: ROTFL we can't compare this song from other songs from the previous album because this is their fifth album ? are you drink,high or both the things ? :laugh3:

look, another intelligent reply :rolleyes:

stfu ? seriously ? how old are you ? 12 ?