Brent

I'm looking for purely logical arguments, nothing clouded with a vehicle of worship, because there is no hierarchy of religion, so those by default are invalid. Not to trod upon religion. It's just that those are a set of beliefs, not logic. I should have specified.

Yeah, I went to Germany a year ago and pooped a lot because the normal flora in their water supply is different from that in ours. Damn holocaust.

Well long-term I do plan on having Marcus Mumford's children so Rudy is more of a fling.

Do you want help on how to improve them? I dabbled in poetry during undergrad, but I don't have enough patience to write it anymore.

Farted at Starbucks, but I was wearing headphones so no-one could hear it.

Is it me? It's okay if it's me.

I'm only racist on Mondays

Wait you said don't go though

I'm told there are black people in Africa

2+2=5 is SOOOOO 1984. Get with the times.

fuck cats

I'd love to see someone pick up an oboe for Life in a Glass House Or whatever that thing is I just wanna see someone play an oboe

Why are you so mean to me? Anyway... In 2003, I was obsessed with them and got to meet them. Back when all they had was a small bus. I was only 14 years old, and was ecstatic. Chris was super nice and asked me a bunch of questions. Jonny shook my hand and asked me about school, talked to me about geography and stuff. Will, who was and is my favorite member of the band, showed me his drum set. All three signed my Coldplay swag. My autographed Rush vinyl is still a prized possession of mine. Guy texted on his phone, mumbled to the ecstatic fans in the room, and left. He's just kind of removed from everyone else.

Eh I'm cool without that one. So long as they keep playing Arpeggi so early. That's all anyone really wants anyway.

Why or why not? Poll is private.

They don't play that enough That and All I Need Those are all I need

I like the other members. Just not Guy. He's a tool. And relax, man. Sheesh.

I don't think he looks like Ed Droste. I don't get why everyone wants to sex him. He looks like a butch woman in terrible drag. Though he does have nice bone structure.

I don't know their favorite food but mine is mashed potatoes. Will those work?

The funny part is that I have all the Coldplay vinyls framed and hanging evenly-spaced upon the wall and a bunch have rolled into a ball and died on the top ledge of the Mylo Xyloto frame. I laughed at the irony. But really that's a good idea but it sounds monotonous. It's preferable to spraying a bunch of harmful stuff around where my dog and I sleep, though.

If I go there will I get malaria? And can I drink the water without getting diarrhea? I hate diarrhea. I'm thinking about doing a fellowship in Ghana but the cannibals might get me Help

I like Dee-lightful because it's subtle.

I don't want to kill them. I'm not yet thirsty for their blood. Is there a way to catch them and let them outside?

I didn't want to wear down the joke No just kidding I didn't think of it.

Some lesbo probz