Brent

If high school is the best four years of your life, you probably got pregnant at 18 and work as a part-time fry cook. The only people who consider high school to be the BEST part of their lives are people who are now losers. Like the quarterback of the football team. Or one of the cheerleaders. College is much better, and I'm looking forward to making every part of my life better than its precession.

Pre-high school, actually yeah, sort of But that was mostly for laughs. Jimmy isn't real. Though I do have someone in mind. He was really mean to me and once he was arrested for microwaving a bunny.

That's what I told myself when I had acne and was picked last in sports. I hated middle school WHY ME But now I'm a hot med student and you're single with three kids working at subway I WIN JIMMY ZIMMERMAN YOU BULLY *sips chocolate milk*

It's okay, when you're a retired cougar you'll only be attracted to 16-year-olds. ~*circle of life*~

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Your dog should wear some clothes geez what a slut Showing her belly to everyone like that

I'm 22 Still down with the fads and stuff just got me some of these sillybandz u kno alrite cya i got 2 ride my razr scooter to my friends house to play poke-e-man

I love Lover of the Light Seriously Like when he yells LOVR OF TH3 LITE and the banjos all like bernernenrnenernenrenr I watched that last night. They seemed so tired, and the tempo wasn't very consistent. I felt bad. They need to go to bed.

I wanna see some more dogs you guys

teens

We should just use this thread to talk about how handsome I am.

I man, I have a lot of pictures on here. Haha. I usually wear glasses but the reflection of my screen on them looked weird. Uhhhh that's nice of you?

Playful teasing. We love Anna :nice:

You're not sorry, because it's still up. So. But it's not like you need to apologize anyway. I tend to repeat myself. So much for a constructive conversation. I really just want that girl to apologize for telling us we're going to hell, instead of blaming us for 'misunderstanding'. That pissed me off.

They did have a song last year called Police Station. That's kind of ironic.

"My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" yeeeah I think I'll skip this one. Thanks, Lana.

I believe a god exists. I even voted yes. But I also think organized religion is a big, stinky turd in the punchbowl. Take for example this girl telling us we're going to hell instead of celebrating cognitive diversity. Organized religion is an excuse to turn a blind eye to how the world works. Instead, it victimizes and excludes people. It gets in the way of what god is. It epitomizes irony.

Bought my vinyl at midnight! The record store had a listening party and gave me a sweet lithograph, too. Here's the inside of the vinyl if anyone's curious. I just gave it another spin. I think I was a bit hard on it, but I still think it's really sappy and over-the-top. "Lover of the Light," I think, is the best track on there. Anyway, it's a solid album. I'm happy with it.

Keane sucks.

If I were to ever purchase drugs, I would not buy them from a fox.

Woah there cowpoke. Why jump on me like that? Yikes. First, nothing the Levites ever said is worth quoting because they're a bunch of bigoted assholes. You know that Leviticus says not just that two men shouldn't sleep together, but that we mustn't blend wool and linen. And we can't sit in a chair after a woman with a period sat in it. It's bullshit. Hence why it shouldn't be in the Bible, hence why the Bible is full of crap, hence why Christianity bullies people. Second, Leviticus refers to a collective group of people called the Levites. That book represents the Levite teaching, and what it says is Leviticus. Therefore, if it's a Leviticus quote, it's a Levite. A Levite is a person whose words they belong to. Chillax, bro. For being an all-loving, god-fearing Christian, you sure are eager for blood here. That was the joke. Thank you for making it lame.

I created this thread to stimulate a discussion about a controversial issue. Not to hurt anyone's feelings. That was your doing. You're trying to use reasoning to make an argument. If Joel Osteen goes on his televangelist show to bash gay people and poor people, he wouldn't be very credible if he quoted Chris Martin. He would quote some prick like Leviticus or Judas or something. If you're making a point, and you use evidence to back it up, it needs to be credible to stand. Aside from that... It annoys lounge users when Coldplay is the topic of discussion here. The rest of the gigantic forum is available for fangirling, salivating at naked Berryman pictures, and speculating about what Car Kids means. Not the lounge. I'm not making fun of you for believing in the Christian manifestation of god. I'm making fun of you for using Coldplay to make a misguided point about heaven and hell.

I miss occupying your sig :awesome:

Can we please keep Coldplay out of this? Oh yeah. We can't. Chris Martin is credible because he is a scientist, an engineer, a minister, and the pope. He's also the leading religious anthropological researcher based in Eurasia. That explains why we can't seem to dislodge our heads from his ass. How about Dawkins, who has dedicated his life disproving the existence in God, and improving lives because of it? He's said to people like Martin: "I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." But of course he's less credible. Because this is Coldplaying. Please keep Coldplay out of your reasoning. You look like an ass. Please. For the love of lowercase-g god.

YES. I figured out the Skrillex but I have been searching for the other half of the plagiarism. Either way I deleted it from my library. I'm tempted to spritz some air freshener, it reeks of gimmicks in here.