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When I'm drunk I can pretty much render 256kb music that I haven't heard yet from memory. It's pretty hard stuff. I'll get on it.

Currently, there are some very drunk fish in the mid-Atlantic.

It's not a sample, Chris just used some Cohen lyrics.

It's 11:45am.

Yeah, you're right. It's miraculous that this hasn't leaked yet. Just think, every second you spend mortally before release is another second put behind before we get to listen! That's a strangely-worded sentence. I should obviously put down the whiskey.

Stop trolling. You're a moron.

I'm drunk most of the day. Don't ever listen to me.

I don't think this is accurate. We'd have heard about it a long time ago in another review.

Well arguably they would have had these copies for a few days now.

It's okay. I think your english is good :D Anyway, you will get an email with a link saying that it's available, and you will download it from coldplay.com. I would order it. It's "pending" because they are incompetent. They are still in stock if the site says they are still in stock.

*Grabs razor* *shaves head* Where's my umbrella?

Well, yeah, but we're being constructive. You're just being an ass. And as far as us being "ungrateful," obviously. Why would we be grateful for your consistent douchebaggery? (I believe that's a clinical term)

OH MY GOD GIMME Kidding. Get outta here, troll.

My pleasure :awesome:

:bomb:

OM NOM NOM I love mango.

Just ignore him, he'll get bored and leave.

:rolleyes: And we await another gleam of hope :computer:

I've got to admit, this has me pretty excited for Princess of China. I'm surprised, though, they didn't mention Charlie Brown. I thought that song was the "best thing Coldplay had ever done" according to the Q review.

After a lot of typing, here's the transcript. Enjoy!

....And I have the scans! This is the cover: Here is the review. It's hard to see, and I'm working on a transcript as we speak. Sorry they are in poop quality! I don't know why they're so small. Give me a little and I'll have it all typed out!

Is your picture on Twitter of you? If so, you clearly know ugly. So we should listen to this guy.

I just wanted to bring up the fact that this was said. Why are some people on here such assholes? [Catching up on 8-ish hours of forum activity]

Sure, I'll do it.

Do we even need to ask if it's been leaked? I think it will be quite obvious on here once it's happened :rolleyes: