Brent

:lol: Awww I like that one.

PAPER, FINISH YOURSELF. >:O I WANNA GO TO BED.

Yup! I love organic synthesis. :dazzled: I just can't do physical or inorganic chemistry. At all.

LOUD NOISES! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvmwY8LHo1Q&NR=1]brick loud noises.wmv - YouTube[/ame]

^ Hipsters also notoriously can't take jokes.

This would be a good template. The trust fund check is mandatory.

IHOP is where dreams become reality.

Well, she never videotaped me (that I know of), so yours is pretty damn horrible. I would contact someone about that. :stunned:

Pop Up Video pretty much sums up my childhood in the '90s.

Oh yeah:

Here's some weird animal things.

I lived in the dorms a couple of years ago (this was sophomore year) and there was this girl who lived next door to me who would always creep around me and get really close to my face when she talked. When she was done saying things to me, she would put her hand next to my cheek, hovering it just about a couple of centimeters from my face. She told me I had such "radiant" body heat and that I have "such a nice aura." I, being polite and accepting of all perceived strangeness (I thought she had a mental disability or something at first), just sat there awkwardly. This was the first week of the semester. Next, after I got busier in the lab (I work in a chemical synthesis lab on campus) and I would be gone until 1-2am. When I got back, she would always be waiting outside my door, asking where I was and why I wasn't home. When my roommate was there and I wasn't, she would always pester him about where I went and when I'll be back. Occasionally he would let her in (it was an awkward situation). Once, she was sitting on my bed during a "visit," and when I turned away to get something out of my closet I caught her SNIFFING MY BED PILLOW in the mirror on the other side of the room. And once, I heard something weird outside my door at about 3:30am when I woke up for some water, and she was STANDING OUTSIDE MY DOOR LOOKING THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE. For real. Like in every horror movie ever. She's the worst. She had my schedule memorized so she would always wait outside my classrooms. Eventually, she studied abroad and recently she told me she left the country for a year so she can "get rid of my loving. It's a curse" or some weird crap like that. What a nut.

I don't know anything about Euros. All I know is the Coldplay website says 49 Euros. WIth shipping in the US, it's about $85-$90 USD. That's a lot.

Hugh Hefner.

Chris isn't allowed. He's in time out.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? HOW DO YOU BEND SPACE AND TIME LIKE THAT? :stunned: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHH.. . ..

I don't care if someone says anything negative about Coldplay. In fact, I'll say some stuff now: ___ 1. The song "The Hardest Part" is rubbish. Awful. An embarrassment. A black mar on an otherwise-solid career of nothing but great songs. 2. X&Y was messy. Though I love individual songs, I almost never can stomach a listen through all the way. 3. Chris' obsession with being BFF's with superstars and being the next male pop sensation is really annoying. For example, when Rihanna was announced to be featured on MX. I threw a fit when this happened. 4. I resent the fact that I can't say "I love Coldplay" in my country without people thinking I also love men. 5. Other bands are more revolutionary to music. Coldplay, while they've found a great niche, have failed to reinvent their sound the way Radiohead have, despite having triend many times. They need to realize that bringing in Brian Eno isn't evolutionary. 6. Chris is a bad lyricist. Good composer, and he sings from the heart, but his songs' poetry doesn't do much to challenge the listener (compared to bands he's trying to become: U2, Radiohead, REM, etc). ___ I'm actually very critical of their music. I know there are bands that are better at making music and poetry (Chris can't even approach the likes of many other musicians i.e. Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Thom Yorke, Freddy Mercury, etc). I just hate when people harp on things like "WA WA WA WA WA" or "Para Para Para." Be constructive in your criticism, not annoying and petty. Focus on musical content, evolution of the band, and the song as a whole. Maybe I'm not "consistent," but I'd argue that most good, reputable music critics aren't close-minded enough to give the new Coldplay suff a bad rating due to the sonic poppiness or "Para Para Para." If they do (*cough* Pitchfork *cough*), they're not doing their jobs right. And I can back up Kiame on this one too. If I remember right, she called X&Y "rubbish" a few days ago. She just tells it like it is, which I admire.

Wow, that story makes me really happy. Would it be ridiculous to move to Rio so I can be around these awesome people?!

I love when the Martin sings to me too. :dazzled:

The real news: POP UP VIDEO EXISTS AGAIN?!!?!?!?!?!

45. Not 75. Welcome to every other MX thread ever.

:uhoh:

No-one has ever thought of creating a thread like this before. Hats off to your unique, totally original method of trolling. By the way, I didn't fall for it. :D

:facepalm: Ohhh man. That guy in the picture was clearly a poser-hipster. The Bud is a dead giveaway! TRUE hipsters only drink PBR! :laugh3: This guy's just some rich white dude.

I found this picture of you on the interwebz.